[something cool]

im melisa and i live in argentina. i love art. this blog is meant to be fun and im hilarious so yeah, that's it.

[haveapretzel-deactivated2020102]

:(

[didntidoit4you-deactivated20230]

[unawakening-float07]

Ben Shapiro

[scarlet-rosepetals]

Don’t be ridiculous, Ben Shapiro wouldn’t show concern for another person.

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[adulthoodisokay]

excuse me but:

[bardstardish]

where would we be withour kermit

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

[xorlada-deactivated20210223]

can’t believe y'all forgot

[yesyourstalker]

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

[memehumor]

Swipe RIGHT

[thecybersmith]

Be honest though, the temptation to remove her other arm would always be there in the back of your mind. Symmetry has an undeniable appeal.

[weepycat]

[thattinycookiemonster]

are you a murderer?

[fatcatartru]

[supersighyan-deactivated2016113]

give him a theme song

[savrenim]

BODE

[winzip]

[cockyhorror]

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[pondwitch]

worlds tallest vampire

[pondwitch]

count everest

[goattgrrl]

mount dracula

[chaos-storm]

Wouldn’t mind if i do

[nerdjpg]

[tibets]

[jibril-deactivated20190420]

me

[pussylipgloss]

$2.48

[tattooed-disappointment]

How big is your cock????

Ask someone who’s seen it

[g0dammit-deactivated20160616]

You have never seen your own penis

[tattooed-disappointment]

No thats gay

[kristina100000]

God u know when ur sleepy drunk or high and ur trying to plug the charger into your phone but you keep missing the phones pussy like stay PUT

[blackmules-deactivated20200205]

the phone’s WHAT?

[kristina100000]

ITS

[charlesoberonn]

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

[charlesoberonn]

Umm….

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[fantasticfables]

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

[fantasticfables]

this one

[nacho-lucky-day-buddy]

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

[prussianmaple]

[charlesoberonn]

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

[ethnostates-deactivated20200722]

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

[hollowboobtheory]

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

[handoverthehands-deactivated202]

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

[pyromania2014]

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

[charlesoberonn]

And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.

In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.

[that-is-not-milk]

what happened on this post

[basinke]

EVERYTHING

[stupidcoffeebaby]

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

[heedra]

maybe this is just the ‘growing up relatively poor’ speaking but like why do some people like NEED disneyland to be open to simulate an area where they can enjoy themselves. just grab a popsicle from the gas station and go hop around on some abandoned piles of concrete behind the softball pitch smh

[7sghost]

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen