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Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

the-middle-eastern-feminist

Intersectional Feminism means addressing injustice and promoting equality wherever it may exist and whoever it may effect.

tooiconic

I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME.

Put changing tables in men’s restrooms. Dads exist.

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kanelfa

For @blackxkat !!! :gun: :gun: :gun:

#how im tryna be

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fighting type

stuffly

summers not over yet! ☀️✨

daunvaliant

Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans

flowerkirks-deactivated20140917

#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf

afamineinyourheart

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Witchy!

(I really waited a whole ass year to post this lmao)

selivakyle

venom is getting bad reviews because clearly no movie critics are monster fuckers. send tweet.

selivakyle

like honestly though you know these plain ass bitches were going into those theatres hoping to have some film about how eddie brock overcame the scary slime monster to take down the evil scary bad business man and then he and miss blondie would ride into the sunset on the back of his motorbike and i just have to ask like… did they all seriously watch eddie “big bitch energy” brock and venom “big slut energy” symbiote in the trailer releases and think “oh yes, this is going to be an intellectual piece of film”? No! this film is for horny people and people with taste so bad it’s good. no i won’t elaborate.