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[fencehopping]

Capturing mini-universes in glass, by artist Satoshi Tomizu.

[iopele]

I need at least like ten of these immediately

[motherf-ckingbearshark]

DM: Are you sure you want to march down the centre of the street full of enemies?

Bard: Literally the only character trait I gave myself was 'arrogant' and then I footnoted that with 'but is it actually a flaw when you're this fabulous' so... pretty much yeah.

[birdsquirrel]

2018 Meme Predictions

replying to articles about the last cutting edge tech with “but can i eat it? is it edible?”

rickrolling but “never gonna give you up” is dubbed over news stories about various political figures resigning

“that’s not a horse”

[australian yelling]

“she’s not available for comment”

plato’s allegory of the cave

mailing sledgehammers

describing things as “vorpal”

applying the same filter to a photo 12 times

moleman from the simpsons

[wern]

for some reason i read this as a list of favourite memes from 2017 and my brain fabricated detailed memories of almost every single one of them

[motherf-ckingbearshark]

But can I eat them? Are they edible?

[thesoberhistorian]

[lorillis]

OH MY GOD 🙊. YOU SHOULDN’T SKIP THIS WITHOUT WATCHING. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. THIS IS A MASTERPIECE 😻💕

|• Cr: @voordeel from Youtube •|

[izhunny]

Oh dear merciful lord. This is world of yes, MCU!

[lokilockedcougar]

Pretty awesome!

[amatasera]

I. LOVE. THIS.

[silverlyner]

this editing is genuinely exquisite. 

[ziyo6691]

So for Nanowrimo this year I’m writing a short novel in the same universe as #Spaceheist. The Girl who Ran is about a young aristocrat called Asteria Saijin who is forced to go on the run from the largest corporation in the solar system after her father is caught trying to leak industry secrets. Abandoned by her friends, her only companion is an enslaved bodyguard that would kill her in a heartbeat if it ever got free. 

[motherf-ckingbearshark]

I signed up for nano :)

[rockpapercynic]

I’ve been posting weekly photo-fiction to my new tumblr, The Shortest Story, and I thought I’d share some of my favorites so far. If you enjoy this, consider reblogging or following on Tumblr, Facebook, Tapas or Instagram!

[imadaily]

@motherf-ckingbearshark

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

[neilarmstrong]

I love this fucking book

[osheamobile]

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

[motherf-ckingbearshark]

The Martian is seriously one of the most accessible easy-to-read books about engineering I have ever read. It does a great job of glossing over things that don't matter and giving you a real understanding of things that do

[geriatricfunkyman]

y'all keep complaining about your series finale, but bbc literally killed every single person in merlin except merlin

[motherf-ckingbearshark]

I mean it wasn't called 'Merlin and Friends'

[ardatli]

A lead bag seal. Found in the Wetherby / Goldsboro / Knaresbough area, 17 x 20mm 5.5g.

source

For context - lead seals (aka bale seals or bag seals) were identification tags used on goods in the medieval through early modern period (and later in some areas). They were used as markers for inspections, tax status, and/or content. A lot of the time these were stamped with guild or manufacturers’ seals, city coats of arms, or weight & measurement annotations. 

This one just says ‘bees.’ 

[motherf-ckingbearshark]

First new book purchase after 2 years of travelling! Definitely two good ones to kick off the new bookshelf with :D

[theresawritesstuff]

Still a little upset that they cancelled this show…

[ziyo6691]

WHEN YOU SEE THIS SHARE 3 RANDOM LINES FROM A WIP

“You got no skills and no strength and there’s plenty of workers with that combo who have their papers in order. You get sold with the trash, down to the ice farms on Recho. One small transit shuttle, an elevator ride down and that shiny white planet is where you will remain until they jet your body into the black.”

*

‘Growth potential’, is a phrase tiny nothing places use to pretend they aren’t tiny nothing places. It’s what humans said when they started dropping buildings into the sea on Zdan. They may not look like much now, but these buildings have growth potential. Turned out what they had was plenty of potential for being eaten by acid.

*

However mixed up geography was on stations; if up was down and left was right and we had to switch orientation six times on a walk from one point to another, all locations were still in whatever arbitrary direction Hasu felt like pointing and woe betide anyone who suggested she might get lost.

[motherf-ckingbearshark]

Casually pimping my writing blog ;)

[shop5]

Fact: Everyone who ‘works with dragons’ in the Harry Potter universe is asexual – Newt, Charlie, Luna it’s a pattern 

[whitewinterwine]

Headcanon: It’s a common thing among wizards that those with little to no interest in sex seem to have a talent for dealing dragons and other magical creatures. So much so that it eventually turns into a euphemism.

“Hello darling! My, how you’ve grown. I dare say you’ll settle down and have a family of your own soon?”

“I don’t think so, auntie Beryl. I work with dragons, you see.”

[crownflame]

IS THIS ABOUT ME CUS I THINK IT’S ME

[krakkenchaos]

With the solar eclipse coming up this month, here’s some things to keep in mind

Do Not: Buy a strange looking plant from an old Chinese man running an exotic flower shop

Do: Invade the fire nation while they are at their weakest

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by floccinaucinihilipilificationa

[cuteautumn]

ITS ALMOST AUGUST ITS TIME TO GET READY FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

[motherf-ckingbearshark]

@imadaily