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i just did the math and realized that every time they face time allura for ten minutes from within the happy fun ball it’s a fucKING FOUR HOUR ORDEAL FOR HER

like i get how terrifying jester’s sending must be to everyone but imagine having to watch the m9’s dumbassery unfold in super slow motion for four hours

thewollfgang

I watch the m9s dumbassery unfold in slow motion for three to four hours every Thursday night

yashas-strong-arms

the cobalt soul monks are just like we love to punch and read and we don’t like gender and im all about it

daisydandy

“Beauty Tahani wants to battle!”

“Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokémon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go.

Trainer Chidi… has a stomach ache.”

“Holy shirtballs! Trainer Eleanor wants to battle!”

“Oh, dip! Trainer Jason wants to battle! “

“Trainer Janet wants to battle, and she can absolutely assure you that she does not have a Maractus!”

“Elite Four Michael wants to battle! (He’ll meet you in the dot of the “i”)”

itsabirbthing

I am loved.

littleprincessfullawuv-deactiva

Oh my gosh

Beautiful

labias

Oh my god

headspace-hotel

depression: kill yourself

Me: kill me yourself you coward

tombstonetourism

A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.

ocean-watcher

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

rubykgrant

yeah, but I’m different

coolsaddad-blog

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

feels-for-the-fictional

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

marzipanandminutiae

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

ineptshieldmaid

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

squeeful

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

cryoverkiltmilk

last-flight-of-dickarus

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman

DYING. I AM DYING.

kiranovember

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao

simonalkenmayer

This post has evolved.

minotaur-in-my-labyrinth

I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.

nanajitter

@sebastianstansjawline @captaindibbzy I feel you would delight in this

broadlybrazen

this is why i’m still on tumblr. where else can i get this caliber of wonderful, magical, batshit weirdness

wingedcorgi

i still think tonks’ skills remained criminally underused in canon

chiliconsharls

#Rhodey’s mind ugh. so powerful

criticalsorcery

….poop

atutcha-deactivated20230127

Critical role ‪Yasha 🌈🔥💪🏽‬

‪Ponytail + thigh high boots‬

keepingupwiththeboltons

Y'all've been sleepin on this meme format

These are some examples we've made,

Here's the blank slate:

Get on it gremlins.

lesbitchka

it’s so dumb that broad shoulders are considered unattractive in a woman just because the ideal of womanhood is based on the perceived fragility of a smaller frame. have you ever seen a woman with broad shoulders? looks like she was sculpted by the gods themselves

onceiwashere

infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical