Katasoarus Rex

I have crippling depression

[quixoticanarchy]

some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

[quixoticanarchy]

i see this post is going around again.. sort of like a bunch of infectious diseases i could name

[mellifluouscountess]

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

[teaboot]

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

[count-alucard-tepes]

I’m looking for a man in finance🏦…

With a trust fund 💰

6’5 (closer enough)😆

Blue eyes 👁️🫦👁️

[majubengel]

Mihawk sticker set

[loserbox-deactivated20240724]

Corn dog thief. She knows what she did.

[mostlycatsmostly]

[bambayah]

Mihawk at the Cross Guild HQ while Crocodile and Buggy fight in the background:

[sofiialyt]

the thought I can’t get rid of, during Wano arc, is how did Kid done his nails with mechanic arm? 🤔💅

[marimology]

i wanna sit on his dick in that chair real bad

edit : 09/04 a fic has been posted

[mimimar]

tgcf x sanrio

[muqingseyeroll]

one of my favorite tgcf memes in the chinese fandom (on lofter):

(obviously spoilers ahead)

The Four Great Calamities:

Black Water Submerging Boats

Night-Touring Green Lantern

White-Clothed Calamity

Crimson Rain Sought Flower

Now:

Black Water In Debt (to hua cheng)

Child-Abducting Green Lantern (abducted gu zi)

White-Clothed MLM Solicitor (trying aggressively to get xie lian to pick up his role and put on his mask)

Crimson Rain Lent Money (to he xuan)

Level up:

Black Water Award-Winning Actor (his 50-something disguised alters in the heavenly realm)

Green Lantern Getting Beat The Fuck Up (by hua cheng and xie lian)

White-Clothed Getting In The Way (of the gays)

Crimson Rain Chickened Out (of confessing his feelings for 800 years)

The Four Famous Tales:

The Young Lord Who Pours Wine

The General Who Broke His Sword

The Princess Who Slit Her Throat

His Highness Who Pleased the Gods

Now:

The Trans Young Lord (the constant girlmoding)

The Manslut General (all the sleeping around with women)

The Princess Who Rides A Bull (her ride/companion)

His Highness Who Cut His Sleeve (cut-sleeve is an idiom that means gay in ancient china)

Level up:

The Young Lord Whose Brother Passed

The No. 1 Shipper General (no. 1 hualian shipper even though he was really suspicious of hua cheng at first)

The House-Renovator Princess (during her mortal days when xuli nation's diplomats visited, she was on the roof fixing the tiles, but someone took the ladder away to embarrass her, and pei ming came to save her)

His Highness Who Is Not On Top (ahem... cough cough)

[mimimar]

the tgcf ladies!

bonus:

[leawesomesloth]

TGCF characters as childhood shows!

Idea from Lin on Twitter

[writing-prompt-s]

You were terrified when you were sentenced to be thrown into the labyrinth with the Minotaur. That is until the Minotaur charged around the corner and you discovered, to your surprise, that the Minotaur was a calf. You’re not a victim. You’re a babysitter.

[entheognosis]

“The oldest olive tree in the world located on the island of Crete. It is estimated to be as over 3,000 years old and still produces olives.”

—

[wyomingnot]

gotta share @telesilla’s tags -

#that was (give or take) around the time of the bronze age collapse #crete was no longer a major player #and the known world was kinda in turmoil #and yet someone planted an olive tree #i’m not saying there’s a direct parallel #but you know…systemic collapse thanks to many things including climate change #and it sucked for a lot of people #but they still needed olive oil #and idk man…maybe plant a tree #because the world has ended so many times #but the tree is still here #and so are we

[cyborgrhodey]

THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

[somecunttookmyurl]

@scimmymunkeh

[sleepimali]

Just me?