HOWDY

librarian/court jester

[lakecountylibrary]

Just the essentials!

Music credit: "Cinema Blockbuster Trailer 7" by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/en/song/329-cinema-blockbuster-trailer-7 License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license (CC BY 4.0)

[Video Description: A 26 second video. Orchestral, cinematic music plays. Text reads The library is on fire! Grab the most important things!

A librarian at her computer spins around in her chair in slow motion, a look of horror on her face. Video cuts between various librarians frantically rescuing items. Each scene is labeled with the item:

The South Shore Posters: A librarian completely obscured by a framed South Shore Line poster she is carrying backs out of a room.

The hand chair: A librarian hauls away a large red plastic chair shaped like a hand.

Patron holds: A librarian shovels patron holds off the holds shelf onto a cart.

Benny the library skeleton: A librarian princess-carrying a large skeleton dressed in an oversized t-shirt frantically looks around for an exit before dashing away

The cardigan pile: A librarian almost completely obscured by the pile of cardigans in her arms runs toward the camera.

3D printer: A librarian dashes up to a large 3D printer and attempts to lift it off the table

Cecily the giraffe: A librarian pats a life size baby giraffe statue and then grabs it by the leg and begins slowwwly scooting backward to slide it across the carpet

The library tree: A librarian grips an enormous planter out of which springs an entire tree and pulls with all her might. It doesn't move.

James Patterson books? : The librarian carrying Benny sprints into frame between shelves loaded with endless Patterson books. Record scratch. The sound of a clock ticking as he considers the books for maybe two seconds.

Text changes to "Not enough hands". The dramatic music resumes as he sprints off frame with Benny.

End card with the library logo. The words 'Not actually on fire. Everything is fine.' are typed across the screen. End description]

[mortalityplays]

"umm what's a real movie, you obvious snob" thanks for asking. a real movie is one that was made with the primary purpose of telling a story, not investor value. okay now the world is your oyster.

[mage-ical-character-person]

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

[forthegothicheroine]

Is this Interview with the Vampire?

[pusheen]

[orcflorist]

i think everyone deserves a large rock a short distance from their home. i dont like that discussions about walkable cities never include plans to allow wider access to large rocks. the people need large rock

[typellblog]

Can you fucking imagine living in the timeline where the Trump assassination is successful and like a week later Biden keels over of Covid

[stuck-in-jelly]

Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this

[cainsgibsongirl-deactivated2025]

thinking abt couples kissing in front of klimt's kiss

[cainsgibsongirl-deactivated2025]

[acecroft]

Laurie Holden and Radha Mitchell on set of SILENT HILL (2006)

[marypsue]

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

[heroineimages]

That’s an excellent distinction.

[max1461]

Why are we italicizing?

[as-if-and-only-if]

To convince.

[max1461]

To convince who?

[sigmaleph]

The Italians

[kosmogrl]

[puyostim]

ghoul.

[wirelessmousegirl]

Going to try one of these

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[nachosforfree]

I'm obsessed with this tweet

[dsmsix]

“hamsters are not, in fact, euthanized by being exploded with lasers”

[joeyclaire]

wait ok now i’m curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

[hjartasalt]

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

[hjartasalt]

I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

[yesterdaysprint]

The Frankfort Index, Kansas, May 30, 1929