Cool cryptid guy

primordial being but still a minor

[passionpeachy]

snailway to heaven 🐌

[malinanan]

Kill the vampire🗡️💔

[mothmanbutbetter]

find yourself a gnome, they are willing to steal stuff for you in exchange for little jewels

[mothmanbutbetter]

catch up on sleep? Nuh-uh. That mother fuckers gotta catch up to ME

Im not running after that nerdy dickhead.

[mothmanbutbetter]

yass queen eat that mortal up 😍😍😍

yasss consume his essence entirely😍😻

omg QUEEEENN feed on his terror YESSS 😍😍👸👑👑

[mothmanbutbetter]

ur favourite mystical beast does ketamine

*NOT CLICKBAIT**FREE FORTNITE SKINS*

[mothmanbutbetter]

wawawaawawawawawaaa

[mothmanbutbetter]

I've met a few werewolves in my life, and the general opinion is that they have a love-hate relationship with the moon. Which I get, it makes you stronger, it lures you in every time it's full, but it also makes you destructive and lose control of your body.

However, I have met this guy who was completely and utterly in love with the moon. When I say in love I don't mean he loved the idea of the moon and loved to look at it, he was genuinely in love with it, like he fully believed the moon spoke to him and was equally in love with him.

He would sleep all day, run out into the woods every night, and just sit and stare at the moon until it set and he would cry for hours. His close friends obviously got concerned and staged an intervention. A few days later he ran into me and told me he was going to "finally be with her forever". He left for his usual late-night run and hasn't been seen since.

I don't know if he died or is actually with the moon now somehow but I do hope he's happy.

[mothmanbutbetter]

Rant

I want to address the term "b!gf00t". Now I have some friends who are Magnus Pedes (the preferred term as far as I am aware), and they are much much more than this hurtful slur. Seeing this word being plastered all over tee shirts, signs, and many other products is truly sickening. They have names, as well, my buddy who lives in northern Washington is named Paul, they're living beings and you should treat them as such.

Similarly, I'd like to talk about calling Villosus Frigus Hominum "ab0m!n@ble sn*wmen". This is shocking, despicable, and absolutely disgusting. HOW DARE YOU think you have the right to say such an indescribable thing about these innocent creatures who are just trying to live their lives. Educate yourself.

[mothmanbutbetter]

Not much of a story, but there's this just smoking hot witch that lives near my cave. Now when I say smoking hot, I mean literally. She likes to make herself smoke to scare away the wanderers (lost hikers). Anyway, I got a little off-topic there. She invites her coven over from time to time, and they can get a little rowdy at times, so I came over to talk to her about quieting down the ritualistic chants. We just ended up talking, though and she is fun to talk to, let me tell you. In conclusion, I think I am in love with her.