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[chickenscratcherart]

Just finished this 2 panel comic stuck in my backlog for months. Fuck 🧊

[spielzeugkaiser]

I love all the 'rocky cares for grace' h/c but I crave more of the opposite too-

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[palesweetdeeer]

Based off a conversation with oomf about Grace teaching his class about Earth animals but he really fucking sucks at drawing so most Eridians’ perspective of Earth animals is shit

[confused-bagel]

🌈 HAPPY PRIDE!!!! 🌈

You are loved and beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!!

[spielzeugkaiser]

To be fair, Rocky also needed some time to correctly interpret Graces needs- (I also did Grace comforting Rocky here)

[spielzeugkaiser]

Is this some ptsd, in this economy? Kind of the second part to [THIS].

[itshamwich]

i always giggle whenever I think about how freaked out rocky probably was when he found out how "young" grace was

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[mothmans-kingdom]

so yk how some teachers will threaten to call a family member (of theirs not of the students we’re past that) when their kids are just not doing what they should?

grace going from telling his kids on earth he’s gonna call colt and tell him how their not listening to telling his pebbles on erid that he’s gonna call Rocky and tell on them to him and Adrian

[ravmycupine]

Grace makes a shocking discovery

[ryan-fluff]

rocky's crew died because of radiation poisoning, something humans have studied so extensively grace was able to recognize it in a second. grace's crew died because nobody was watching them sleep, something eridians do for each other naturally

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[bm-0435]

Grim and Grim and MORE GRIM!!!

[minart-was-taken]

Many such cases