min-maxing my zen

why don't you go do a 100% run of your shower

[tuffcats]

boop

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[dogpuppy]

[pjackk]

Not a sibgle fucking lemon lime or A&W root beer i guess. Ok. Fucking christttt

[sandmandaddy69]

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[whip-cream-and-fruit]

[charl0ttan]

[feelboss]

[angelicguy]

my friends drawful name and icon is always some variation of “bug killer” with a bug getting killed but this one specifically is making me fucking cry laughing

[klapollo]

the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"

[noelle-ism]

the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"

[cristalplanetheart]

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[biggestchongyunfan]

round and proud

[medievaljournalist]

can i borrow the mandate of heaven for like 5 minutes

[arson-the-artificer-offical]

i mean sure, but what for?

[medievaljournalist]

[abuu2go]

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[dogpuppy]