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Doomsday sounds astronomically fucking bad btw
Oh how i wish it was january 6th of [reconsiders this sentence] no i dont actually
i don't go here but january 6th is my birthday did something else happen on that day?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack
https://dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Doomsday_War
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
JAR (Joel Arthur Rosenthal) sheep head hair clip
Pearl, sapphire, aluminum, silver, gold
psa
like being attracted to fat or finding a fat character appealing is fine + normal. you can just say that. a large part of my non-story and non-reference-sheet art is me presenting fatness as desireable and cute and fun and most importantly Normal. going "Ohhhhh they are so cutee i gotta squish and hug them ^_^" is weird and infantilizing and objectifying. do you talk like this about skinny characters too?
like its not cute + silly. you're pissing me off. that is a grown woman. shes not a dog* dont talk to her like one
*figuratively. i draw dog furries. i mean this in the way where you're talking about her like she's an animal to ogle at rather than a person with agency
Videogames is like if books just came out and the first book ever written was The Epic of Gilgamesh so the next person came along and went "yeah man this is the epic of gilgormorsh" and it sold 100000 copies so people just keep selling epics of gilga-whocares until people get bored and then someone makes The Bible and they go "oh shit guess we should start making Borbles" but The Bible is so incredibly long and detailed that everyone who tries making Borbles either dies of exhaustion trying to make it or just shortens it incredibly and can't reach the heights of The Bible because The Bible was actually made by several people which is something a lot of people fail to realize so an entire industry gets made of either trying and failing to reach The Bible, dying while making The Bible, or throwing your hands up into the air and making a Gilgamesh but it's out of vogue now so it sells a lot worse and it won't get picked up by publishers because you need to get with the times
Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink
it was a difficult morning for everybody
Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
I have placed her in a more fitting setting
For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"
evil trans girls (pig) (wip)
full Wip
its gonna take me a minute to finish drawing Eliza but I'm glad ppl fw her
she butchers people and leaves them on meat hooks
from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
it just gets better
and better
I don't think I've ever seen anything that more perfectly replicates how psychosis feels. The latching onto/ascribing meaning to little details. The endless "searching..." as your brain tries to fit every real-life stimulus into its narrative of what's REALLY going on. The background preoccupation with real, ongoing emotional difficulty...
People often imagine psychotic delusions as being entirely dependent on hallucination, people seeing and talking to fully fleshed out, convincing looking characters. But delusion doesn't require hallucination at all. All it requires is the conviction that ordinary things are a puzzle to be solved, that there's meaning to be made... and that you're so close to understanding things that no one else knows.
One time I was standing around outside with some ppl (idr what we were doing) and I was very very sleepy so I did a big dramatic yawn like a kitty cat.
And this lady came out of the group, very angry, amd shouted at me: "Hey! Cover your fucking mouth when you do that!"
I (1) had never before been told that one ought to cover one's mouth when one yawns and (2) was much too sleepy to conduct discourse on the matter, so I in socratic fashion replied ". . . What?"
And then she said a sentence that I will remember for the rest of my life. She said: "If you yawn without covering your mouth again, I will report you for sexual harassment."
To which I retorted: ". . . What?"
And she narrowed her eyes at me suspicious-like and said "I know what you're trying to do" and she walked away and I never saw her again.
To this day I wonder what indescretion I'm meant to have committed. Do I yawn hornily? Did I put too much cunt in my yawn and so got mistaken for some sort of yawn fetishist? I Do Not Know.
evil trans girls (pig) (wip)
btw she has a bear trap around her neck that she cannot take off
(it's an accessory to her atp)
didnt expect the newest episode of game changer to be a game show adaptation of dantes inferno. but that seems par for the course
unrelated knightposting the dash loves knights toknight
jarona guy