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jackabbot

ER • 6.22 || THE PITT • 1.10

simoneashley

Godzilla takes a nap in the Colosseum GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE (2024)

1rakus

the sannin have a collective iq of like 500 but none of them can boil pasta

1rakus

the sannin run into each other buying pedialyte from safeway at 6am. none of them have slept. they get into a fight and knock over 2 soda displays and a shelf of medicine

1rakus

the sannin attempt to start a band and orochimaru very quickly gets addicted to cocaine and scores them 6 separate record deals while jiraiya and tsunade make increasingly shitty soundcloud mixes

1rakus

the sannin go to five guys and somehow when they leave its three guys

1rakus

the sannin get tickets to the opera and drunkenly climb onto the stage and attempt to perform a "better show"

1rakus

the sannin try to make a drug empire but it turns into scarface mountains of cocaine and hiding weed inside their summons and threatening each other with machine guns in less than a week

1rakus

the sannin try to write a memoir but nobody can read tsunade or orochimaru's fucking doctor handwriting

1rakus

the sannin decide to get into the exotic animal smuggling business. tsunade is the tiger king and she does in fact try to assassinate the raikage

1rakus

the sannin try to throw hiruzen a birthday party and somehow burn down his house

knighthelm

some environmental studies ft. my fav vtmb bois and lighting

no strauss :( maybe next time

engardetoreador

lost chapter of jyhad diary

peacheshesh

Reblog for good luck y’all!!!

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

virgocity

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.