MOTM Boris (Swap AU)

[motmswapped-boris]

I saw that a bunch of the others were all getting on here, so I thought I should as well!

Besides, after all the time I’ve spent telling my brother he should socialize more, it, uh, wouldn’t be fair if I just opted out, haha.

Anyways, speaking of Bendy, you can reach him through here: @motmswappedaubendy

Then there’s @motmcuphead-swapped and @motm-mugmanswapped, they’re… a little scary sometimes, but I’m sure they’re not too bad once you get to know them. I’d like to think so at least, especially since I just found out Mugman’s dating my brother.

Anyways, I don’t think I have much more to say? If anything, I think I should just cut it off here so I don’t end up rambling.

// I’m trying so hard to stay in character… this is what I have to work with

// me before every (literally every) post (/hj)

Since this is kind of short, I’ll try to update it a little later.

Oh right

mod is @/circustrash

[motmcuphead-swapped]

[motmswapped-boris]

// oh buddy I don't think he's gonna be going up

[motm-mugmanswapped]

//IM CRYING????

[motmcuphead-swapped]

[motmswapped-boris]

// oh buddy I don't think he's gonna be going up

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

exactly! You get it! If that’s the case, then why do I need them? I function fine without them- GREAT even!

[motmswapped-boris]

Huh. I mean, I guess you have a point. I don’t get why Bendy used to tell me I needed glasses, anyway.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

see? They just don’t get it!

[he slumped, putting a friendly arm on Boris’s shoulder]

I knew you were cool, you get it! You understanddd

[motmswapped-boris]

*He flinches somewhat at the contact, taking a subtle half step away from him.*

…yay?

[motm-mugmanswapped]

yay is right, shrimp!

[shrimp???]

[motmswapped-boris]

…I’m really not that short.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

who said it was height based?

[YEOUCH BORIS CATCHING STRAYS😞]

[motmswapped-boris]

……okay.

Hey, don’t you have anything better to do? Like- thirst over my brother, or something?

[mmmmaybe that wasn’t the best choice of words.]

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[he’s gagged]

I-!! AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THIRSTING FOR MY BROTHER?! YER NOT SO INNOCENT EITHER, PAL!!

can’t even have a friendly conversation anymore, yeesh!-

[motmswapped-boris]

THAT'S-! unrelated.

BUT DO YOU THINK I HAVEN’T SEEN HALF THE SHIT YOU SAY ABOUT HIM?

And you’re one to talk about "friendly" interactions, you shot me in the damn leg!

Shouldn'tve expected anything less from a killer...

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[okay now we’re entertaining enemy territory wah oh!]

You know, yer a biiiiig hypocrite. Or did you forget about that innocent toon you could have saved? Hm??

Look- I’m TRYNA be nice here. For your sake, anyways.

[YEOUCH..]

[motmswapped-boris]

That didn't happen.

It didn't.

If you're talking about the train, there- there wasn't a Toon, we... We hijacked the thing, remember? And... That's it. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. There wasn't a conductor. There was no saving that needed to happen.

It doesn't matter that I feel like throwing up whenever I think too hard about it.

Because... Because...

...it was just a bad dream. A stupid, stress-induced dream.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

Ah, trauma-blocking. If you know you can’t admit it, don’t try to compare yerself to me Bud. Yeah, I’m not the greatest person but at least I can admit that!

seems like yer havin’ trouble, though.

Hm! Wonder what my brother would think of that..!!

[motmswapped-boris]

There's nothing to admit!

And yeah, you aren't the greatest person, nowhere near it. You say you can admit it, but we all know your ego's almost as big as the number of lives you've either ruined or taken.

I'm gonna bet it's only a matter of time before my brother makes it onto that list.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[yikes. Although, he’s not wrong..]

I could say the same for you.

[his tone was sort of serious. Hm..]

[mugs clears his throat, putting back on his joking persona]

Well! I think you’ve wasted enough of my valuable time, mutt!

[motmswapped-boris]

...

...I...

[oh shit is he about to apologize?]

...I hope this journey ends soon. I can't wait to never see you again.

[Damn ig not whatever]

[motm-mugmanswapped]

likewise, dog!

[he playfully punched his arm- maybe a little too hard actually.]

[motmswapped-boris]

...don't call me that and don't touch me.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

exactly! You get it! If that’s the case, then why do I need them? I function fine without them- GREAT even!

[motmswapped-boris]

Huh. I mean, I guess you have a point. I don’t get why Bendy used to tell me I needed glasses, anyway.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

see? They just don’t get it!

[he slumped, putting a friendly arm on Boris’s shoulder]

I knew you were cool, you get it! You understanddd

[motmswapped-boris]

*He flinches somewhat at the contact, taking a subtle half step away from him.*

…yay?

[motm-mugmanswapped]

yay is right, shrimp!

[shrimp???]

[motmswapped-boris]

…I’m really not that short.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

who said it was height based?

[YEOUCH BORIS CATCHING STRAYS😞]

[motmswapped-boris]

……okay.

Hey, don’t you have anything better to do? Like- thirst over my brother, or something?

[mmmmaybe that wasn’t the best choice of words.]

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[he’s gagged]

I-!! AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THIRSTING FOR MY BROTHER?! YER NOT SO INNOCENT EITHER, PAL!!

can’t even have a friendly conversation anymore, yeesh!-

[motmswapped-boris]

THAT'S-! unrelated.

BUT DO YOU THINK I HAVEN’T SEEN HALF THE SHIT YOU SAY ABOUT HIM?

And you’re one to talk about "friendly" interactions, you shot me in the damn leg!

Shouldn'tve expected anything less from a killer...

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[okay now we’re entertaining enemy territory wah oh!]

You know, yer a biiiiig hypocrite. Or did you forget about that innocent toon you could have saved? Hm??

Look- I’m TRYNA be nice here. For your sake, anyways.

[YEOUCH..]

[motmswapped-boris]

That didn't happen.

It didn't.

If you're talking about the train, there- there wasn't a Toon, we... We hijacked the thing, remember? And... That's it. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. There wasn't a conductor. There was no saving that needed to happen.

It doesn't matter that I feel like throwing up whenever I think too hard about it.

Because... Because...

...it was just a bad dream. A stupid, stress-induced dream.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

Ah, trauma-blocking. If you know you can’t admit it, don’t try to compare yerself to me Bud. Yeah, I’m not the greatest person but at least I can admit that!

seems like yer havin’ trouble, though.

Hm! Wonder what my brother would think of that..!!

[motmswapped-boris]

There's nothing to admit!

And yeah, you aren't the greatest person, nowhere near it. You say you can admit it, but we all know your ego's almost as big as the number of lives you've either ruined or taken.

I'm gonna bet it's only a matter of time before my brother makes it onto that list.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[yikes. Although, he’s not wrong..]

I could say the same for you.

[his tone was sort of serious. Hm..]

[mugs clears his throat, putting back on his joking persona]

Well! I think you’ve wasted enough of my valuable time, mutt!

[motmswapped-boris]

...

...I...

[oh shit is he about to apologize?]

...I hope this journey ends soon. I can't wait to never see you again.

[Damn ig not whatever]

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

exactly! You get it! If that’s the case, then why do I need them? I function fine without them- GREAT even!

[motmswapped-boris]

Huh. I mean, I guess you have a point. I don’t get why Bendy used to tell me I needed glasses, anyway.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

see? They just don’t get it!

[he slumped, putting a friendly arm on Boris’s shoulder]

I knew you were cool, you get it! You understanddd

[motmswapped-boris]

*He flinches somewhat at the contact, taking a subtle half step away from him.*

…yay?

[motm-mugmanswapped]

yay is right, shrimp!

[shrimp???]

[motmswapped-boris]

…I’m really not that short.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

who said it was height based?

[YEOUCH BORIS CATCHING STRAYS😞]

[motmswapped-boris]

……okay.

Hey, don’t you have anything better to do? Like- thirst over my brother, or something?

[mmmmaybe that wasn’t the best choice of words.]

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[he’s gagged]

I-!! AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THIRSTING FOR MY BROTHER?! YER NOT SO INNOCENT EITHER, PAL!!

can’t even have a friendly conversation anymore, yeesh!-

[motmswapped-boris]

THAT'S-! unrelated.

BUT DO YOU THINK I HAVEN’T SEEN HALF THE SHIT YOU SAY ABOUT HIM?

And you’re one to talk about "friendly" interactions, you shot me in the damn leg!

Shouldn'tve expected anything less from a killer...

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[okay now we’re entertaining enemy territory wah oh!]

You know, yer a biiiiig hypocrite. Or did you forget about that innocent toon you could have saved? Hm??

Look- I’m TRYNA be nice here. For your sake, anyways.

[YEOUCH..]

[motmswapped-boris]

That didn't happen.

It didn't.

If you're talking about the train, there- there wasn't a Toon, we... We hijacked the thing, remember? And... That's it. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. There wasn't a conductor. There was no saving that needed to happen.

It doesn't matter that I feel like throwing up whenever I think too hard about it.

Because... Because...

...it was just a bad dream. A stupid, stress-induced dream.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

Ah, trauma-blocking. If you know you can’t admit it, don’t try to compare yerself to me Bud. Yeah, I’m not the greatest person but at least I can admit that!

seems like yer havin’ trouble, though.

Hm! Wonder what my brother would think of that..!!

[motmswapped-boris]

There's nothing to admit!

And yeah, you aren't the greatest person, nowhere near it. You say you can admit it, but we all know your ego's almost as big as the number of lives you've either ruined or taken.

I'm gonna bet it's only a matter of time before my brother makes it onto that list.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

exactly! You get it! If that’s the case, then why do I need them? I function fine without them- GREAT even!

[motmswapped-boris]

Huh. I mean, I guess you have a point. I don’t get why Bendy used to tell me I needed glasses, anyway.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

see? They just don’t get it!

[he slumped, putting a friendly arm on Boris’s shoulder]

I knew you were cool, you get it! You understanddd

[motmswapped-boris]

*He flinches somewhat at the contact, taking a subtle half step away from him.*

…yay?

[motm-mugmanswapped]

yay is right, shrimp!

[shrimp???]

[motmswapped-boris]

…I’m really not that short.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

who said it was height based?

[YEOUCH BORIS CATCHING STRAYS😞]

[motmswapped-boris]

……okay.

Hey, don’t you have anything better to do? Like- thirst over my brother, or something?

[mmmmaybe that wasn’t the best choice of words.]

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[he’s gagged]

I-!! AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THIRSTING FOR MY BROTHER?! YER NOT SO INNOCENT EITHER, PAL!!

can’t even have a friendly conversation anymore, yeesh!-

[motmswapped-boris]

THAT'S-! unrelated.

BUT DO YOU THINK I HAVEN’T SEEN HALF THE SHIT YOU SAY ABOUT HIM?

And you’re one to talk about "friendly" interactions, you shot me in the damn leg!

Shouldn'tve expected anything less from a killer...

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[okay now we’re entertaining enemy territory wah oh!]

You know, yer a biiiiig hypocrite. Or did you forget about that innocent toon you could have saved? Hm??

Look- I’m TRYNA be nice here. For your sake, anyways.

[YEOUCH..]

[motmswapped-boris]

That didn't happen.

It didn't.

If you're talking about the train, there- there wasn't a Toon, we... We hijacked the thing, remember? And... That's it. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. There wasn't a conductor. There was no saving that needed to happen.

It doesn't matter that I feel like throwing up whenever I think too hard about it.

Because... Because...

...it was just a bad dream. A stupid, stress-induced dream.

[motmswapped-boris]

// I FORGOT MY ALT IS SHARED WITH ONE OF MY IRLS AND HE KNOWS ABOUT THE MYTH OFFICALVERSE (sort of; only swapped bowlboy if I'm lucky I can play it off) NOW I'M SO FUCKING COOKED

// this feels like that one "mom found the yaoi" video

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

exactly! You get it! If that’s the case, then why do I need them? I function fine without them- GREAT even!

[motmswapped-boris]

Huh. I mean, I guess you have a point. I don’t get why Bendy used to tell me I needed glasses, anyway.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

see? They just don’t get it!

[he slumped, putting a friendly arm on Boris’s shoulder]

I knew you were cool, you get it! You understanddd

[motmswapped-boris]

*He flinches somewhat at the contact, taking a subtle half step away from him.*

…yay?

[motm-mugmanswapped]

yay is right, shrimp!

[shrimp???]

[motmswapped-boris]

…I’m really not that short.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

who said it was height based?

[YEOUCH BORIS CATCHING STRAYS😞]

[motmswapped-boris]

……okay.

Hey, don’t you have anything better to do? Like- thirst over my brother, or something?

[mmmmaybe that wasn’t the best choice of words.]

[motm-mugmanswapped]

[he’s gagged]

I-!! AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THIRSTING FOR MY BROTHER?! YER NOT SO INNOCENT EITHER, PAL!!

can’t even have a friendly conversation anymore, yeesh!-

[motmswapped-boris]

THAT'S-! unrelated.

BUT DO YOU THINK I HAVEN’T SEEN HALF THE SHIT YOU SAY ABOUT HIM?

And you’re one to talk about "friendly" interactions, you shot me in the damn leg!

Shouldn'tve expected anything less from a killer...

[motm-mugmanswapped]

//also I’m gonna change my font for mugman speaking and turn is blue bc I think the white on white is sort of confusing

[motmswapped-boris]

// REAL I’ve been thinking about doing something like this w/ boris aswell

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

exactly! You get it! If that’s the case, then why do I need them? I function fine without them- GREAT even!

[motmswapped-boris]

Huh. I mean, I guess you have a point. I don’t get why Bendy used to tell me I needed glasses, anyway.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

see? They just don’t get it!

[he slumped, putting a friendly arm on Boris’s shoulder]

I knew you were cool, you get it! You understanddd

[motmswapped-boris]

*He flinches somewhat at the contact, taking a subtle half step away from him.*

…yay?

[motm-mugmanswapped]

yay is right, shrimp!

[shrimp???]

[motmswapped-boris]

…I’m really not that short.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

who said it was height based?

[YEOUCH BORIS CATCHING STRAYS😞]

[motmswapped-boris]

……okay.

Hey, don’t you have anything better to do? Like- thirst over my brother, or something?

[mmmmaybe that wasn’t the best choice of words.]

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

exactly! You get it! If that’s the case, then why do I need them? I function fine without them- GREAT even!

[motmswapped-boris]

Huh. I mean, I guess you have a point. I don’t get why Bendy used to tell me I needed glasses, anyway.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

see? They just don’t get it!

[he slumped, putting a friendly arm on Boris’s shoulder]

I knew you were cool, you get it! You understanddd

[motmswapped-boris]

*He flinches somewhat at the contact, taking a subtle half step away from him.*

…yay?

[motm-mugmanswapped]

yay is right, shrimp!

[shrimp???]

[motmswapped-boris]

…I’m really not that short.

[motmswapped-boris]

WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLES WANT EITHER ME OR MY BROTHER DEAD??

[annabelle-delythena]

What?! Why? What did you do…

[motmswapped-boris]

Neither of us even did anything??? Okay well aside from the map and the forest and the train and my- okay you get the point.

To, uh, make a long story short, Mugman’s crazy ex is probably going to kill everything and everyone.

And I’m kind of scared.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

exactly! You get it! If that’s the case, then why do I need them? I function fine without them- GREAT even!

[motmswapped-boris]

Huh. I mean, I guess you have a point. I don’t get why Bendy used to tell me I needed glasses, anyway.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

see? They just don’t get it!

[he slumped, putting a friendly arm on Boris’s shoulder]

I knew you were cool, you get it! You understanddd

[motmswapped-boris]

*He flinches somewhat at the contact, taking a subtle half step away from him.*

…yay?

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

exactly! You get it! If that’s the case, then why do I need them? I function fine without them- GREAT even!

[motmswapped-boris]

Huh. I mean, I guess you have a point. I don’t get why Bendy used to tell me I needed glasses, anyway.

[motm-mugmanswapped]

…You should, uh, probably wear the glasses, if you can’t see.

— @motmswapped-boris (wow I haven’t dropped in here for a while <- voice of guy who doesn’t start conversations)

what-? Oh- damn I didn’t expect you to talk to me-

heya, Buddy!

And for your information, I can see fine! Just..not super close up- WHICH is completely normal

[motmswapped-boris]

Well, yeah, that’s probably normal. I mean, I can’t see all too far away, but that’s- well, everyone has something like that. Azul’s saying you should get glasses though, so I’m just gonna take their word for it.

[motmswapped-boris]

WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLES WANT EITHER ME OR MY BROTHER DEAD??