which of these did NOT happen in golden kamuy
a trans woman regularly cooks & eats human body parts for funsies
rasputin from Real Life is there
7 naked men fight a gang of blind echolocating bandits in the dark
a guy goes mr hands with a bear and dies
a guy makes out with another guy’s bloody eye socket after ripping his eye out
2 prominent characters are a kid named ‘poop’ and a kid named ‘boner’
a man escapes prison using a bowl of miso soup
a one-eyed sniper bullseyes a man on a galloping horse thru 2 windows
2 soldiers crossdress to make a film about ainu women cutting off a guy's pp
a serial killer with a murder fetish gets eaten by an orca
a guy solves the jack the ripper murders by jacking off
an ed gein ripoff puts on a fashion show of grotesque outfits made of human skin
edit: it has come to my attention that people don’t know about the mr hands incident. sorry guys i was trying to use a euphemism to be more couth. it does not mean he fought the bear. it means he fucked it. he fucked the bear and died












