Mouldy Noodle Shop

Yuri is love. Yuri is life. Still don’t know how this app works 𓆣 ♡ 𓋹 ♡ 𓆣 she/they?

[dailynekojiru]

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan ny-

[alas-the-void-screams-back]

Got too riled up again last night about the fact that h2g2 is nowhere near as popular as its pop culture prevalence suggests it should be. Honestly I'd put it up there with Star Trek and Star Wars in terms of scifi pop culture giants from the 60s-90s. I'd say that in nerdy and geeky settings you hear "don't panic" about as frequently as you hear "live long and prosper" or "may the force be with you", if not more often. I've never encountered a webpage with a 404 that references Star Trek or Star Wars, but I've come across multiple that said just "so long and thanks for all the fish". This here tag should be getting at least three times as many posts on a slow day, by my humble estimates. I feel like I'm living in the fucking Fermi Paradox of scifi lit because where is everybody!!!

And I've been driving myself crazy trying to figure out why that is. Like, are we currently just late? Is h2g2 a fandom that belongs to people my dad's age and I'm inheriting the scraps? I can't even find anything on h2g2's direct impact on pop culture either. Star Wars was super popular and Star Trek basically started modern fandom as we know it. Is h2g2 just too niche? Is it because it's a book series instead of tv and movies? Did h2g2 simply not permeate the culture deep enough and now everyone is pretending to know it because it's always been there?

Why is it like this!!! How did we get here!!! Where is everyone!!!

[mouldynoodles]

why are people complaining about Thragg's voice???? hello?? its so smooth i love it 🤤

[mouldynoodles]

Not sure if its a hot take or not but shrines in zelda botw shouldn't have been fast travel points, it would have been more fun (and more annoying probably) if only the towers and maybe the ancient tech labs were the only fast travel locations...

[swagst0rm]

I can’t really repeat the shit I said to my friends abt this but lemme just say I hope whoever sent me and my mom this actually breaks all their fingers. I never thought I would be receiving an ai generated Donald Trump Christmas card bruh fuck my life.

[mouldynoodles]

The way I would burn that hideous thing oh my goddddddd

[mouldynoodles]

Playing any resident evil game consists of me getting increasingly more anxious and stressed then doing laps around the room staring at the menu

[bprd1952]

oh nothing just the fact that, after learning who he was before, abe started trying to dress more “human” despite it being uncomfortable for him, and forces himself out of fieldwork because caul was a scientist and he believed he should be, too.

and then once he realizes that caul was not so great, and accepts himself as he is again, he’s turned into something even less human than before, forcing him to learn how to be comfortable in his body again.

[mouldynoodles]

No don’t remind me… it’s been a long day and I’m already tearing up thinking about that

[mouldynoodles]

Petition to make every artist ever draw Mahito less skinny.

Put some fat on those bones, some chub under that skin if you will

[planeyboys]

Lugia chewing undersea cables

[mouldynoodles]

Finally watching Dexter, I was NOT expecting him to be so goofy and socially off-putting

i love it

[mouldynoodles]

Fuck you mean “growl” im trying to goon here not die of second hand embarrassment

[mouldynoodles]

Just saw a kid on the train reading diary of a wimpy kid on an ipad

Maybe the future won’t be so bad after all

[mouldynoodles]

Me when I ruin the hang out by mentioning that King Baldwin IV’s mask in kingdom of heaven is extremely historically inaccurate for the eighteenth time that day (¬‿¬)

1. Yes it is mentioned his face was kind of chopped later on and made some people uncomfortable

2. HOWEVER there are no records of him actually wearing a mask (of the kind depicted in film)

3. Yes I’m like 90% sure it’s mentioned somewhere he occasionally later covered his face with a veil or hood BUT that’d wouldn’t have been uncommon back then (cause of climate I think)

4. ALSO not positive on this but I pretty sure Baldwin didn’t develop facial or many physical indications of Hansen’s disease (leprosy) until a bit later in his (short) life. As the main afflictions he suffered from were initially muscular and stuff.

5. While it would serve the purpose of covering his face, a mask especially one depicted in the movie would be SO fucking painful to wear over facial sores / skin lesions. I’ve worn tights and socks over my grotty open eczema before, would not recommend, so I feel like a mask would just be painful and not helpful at all lowkey

6. No hate he looks tuff but like yeah (^o^)

7. Pls correct anything that’s wrong, don’t take me too seriously and all that jazz thx im going to bed now

[mouldynoodles]

I want to gently hug Data so bad. It’s actually killing me.

[h3avenlyyyyyy]

idk if i saved the food or not ngl n i just realized one of his hands is bigger than the other someone shoot me

[mouldynoodles]

I LOVE HIM

[swagst0rm]

KIRSH…? KIRSH???

please tell me he doesn’t fucking die. season 2 PLEASE have him be sad pathetic malewife who like cooks for them or something. Sure he worked for Kavalier but he HATED him. HE LITERALLY WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT THEM WTF 😭😭😭

I’m actually kinda confused. PLEASE let him live, he actually cared about the kids. Nono but he was the only one who like didn’t have a complete character arc too. He HAS to live. Sylvia and Kavalier are goners, even Morrow is more complete. Kirsh literally had SO MUCH MORE COMING FOR HIM. DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT AND IM FLOATING DOWN IT IN A RAGGED DESPERATE STRUGGLE GASPING FOR AIR. KIRSH IS ALIVE KIRSH IS ALIVE KIRSH IS ALIVE.

[mouldynoodles]

NO NO HE IS ALIVE. Completely fine. We need to keep manifesting this twin

[archivalhaven]

Skinny Martin is an unforgivable offense and all offenders will be cited