Calypso

nothing safe is worth the drive. xx. she/her. infp-t. hp, tsc, trc, aftg, sw, aot

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[inbabylontheywept]

The reblogging will continue until you all love the story of the universal translator as much as I do.

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[tamquamm-alter-idem]

cannnnn youuuuu heaaaaaarr themmmmmmmmmmm?

thhhhheeee traiiiiiiiiiinnns

hmm

pick your floooooowwwwwerssss

youre tooooo late

i hurt mysellf

if i wannnnttt

i dont care

do you swinnng

from your neck

with the hope

someone cares

PLEAAAAAAASE

JUST GO EASY ON MEEEEEEEEE

I AM YOUNG AND NAAIIIIIIIIIIVVEEE

I DONT KNOW WHTA I NEEEEEEDDDDDDD

I CAN LEAD U TO BEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BUT I CANT MAKE US LEEEEEEP

IVE HEARD IT BEFORREEEE

FROM SOMEOEN WHO LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVESS

i used to dreammmmmmm of violenceeeeee

angryyyyyyyyy at the waiting gameee-meee

chain linkss on your luuuuuuuungs and sulfuric acid in myyyy braaaaain

dont ask meee why i hateeeee myself

as im cir-cling the draiinnnnnnn

cause deathhh it takess toooooo longgggg and i cantttttttttt waittttttttttttttttt

waiting for my oooowwwnn

waiting for my oowwwnnn

waiting for my oooown

waiting for my owwwwnnn

waiting for my owwnnnn

waiting for my owwwwwwwwwwnnnn

waiting for my oooo wwwwwwww wwnnnnnnnn

always on my ownnnnnn ( you come around here just to watch me writhe)

always on my ownnnn

alwaayyss on my ownnn ( am I what u think about all late at night?)

always on my owwwwwnnn

someone take me homeeeeeeeeeeeee (you can try and stop me, hold me, do all the things that you do)

I wanna go hooooommeeeee

take mee out the darrrrkkkkkk

(but its no good)

im gonnna regret thisss

FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR

FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUHHHRRR

FOREEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR

FOREEEEVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UHHHHHHH

FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

OH OH FOREVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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[stuckinapril]

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[achillesinhighheels]

nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me

[stuckinapril]

btw things or people leaving your life is the same as them clearing up space for other, better things to occupy your time instead. u will find what you are looking for no matter what. it will come. i love u

[fagfrey]

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[tashaneva]

*yuri beams your hockey yaoi*

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

[notcruvusmemes]

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

[bitchesgetriches]

That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion

MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal

[pothos-prince]

So I can find this later.

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[ralfmaximus]

I love these wholesome grandmom stories. The only 90-something I have access to is full of racism and faux pas.