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Indie Elle Driver a.k.a "California Mountain Snake" from Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2. Blog WIP. penned by makenzie.

[mountaiinsnake-blog]

Alright Elle is going to be added here since I’m horrible at blog consistency lmao

[withoutapprcval]

Where is Mak?

I’ve seen a few other people do this, listing their active blogs and I think that’s a good idea considering the amount of blogs I have.

Drizella Tremaine (OUAT) - @withoutapprcval (Active)

Elle Driver (Kill Bill) - @mountaiinsnake (Active)

Death Personified - @chocolateclipses (Active)

James (End of the F***ing World) - @silencebroke (Active)

Evan “Buck” Buckley (9-1-1) - @birthmrrk (Semi-Active)

And that’s all I’mma list rn as they’re the ones who’s blogs I’ve been on lately

[mountaiinsnake-blog]

❛ will you please just stop talking to me like i’m insane? ❜

She actually managed to crack a grin at that. 

Kids. Hilarious. 

“Oh okay, since you said please...” She taunted, quirking a brow before blowing a puff of smoke into his face. “How would you rather I talk to you then? Other than like someone who’s clearly wasting my time.”

[mountaiinsnake-blog]

❛ just stop patronising me! ❜

“What, I hurt your feelings, sweetheart? I’m sorry to say but you’ll be facing a ton of other assholes who’ll see your pretty face before ever thinking about you want.” The reply was dry and quick, the blonde jabbing the younger woman in the forehead to get her attention without so much as a second to hesitate. “Any other meaningless concerns?”

[horrificmemes]

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

[mountaiinsnake-blog]

Second day of this blog’s existence. 16 followers. 4 drafts. Featuring me not knowing how to function.

[mountaiinsnake-blog]

ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴅ…

                                             “ɢᴀʀɢᴀɴᴛᴜᴀɴ.”

  …sᴏ ʀᴀʀᴇʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴏᴘᴘᴏʀᴛᴜɴɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ.

independent semi-selective elle driver (”california mountain snake”) from kill bill vol. 1 & 2 penned by makenzie

[jamsmemes]

(     *     BATES MOTEL PROMPTS   !    

3x10 : unconscious.   trigger warning for death and gendered slurs.

❛  where did this come from?  ❜

❛  you’re probably wondering why i’m here.  ❜

❛  i just don’t want to die. it’s simple as that.  ❜

❛  i look ridiculous when i cry.  ❜

❛  you’re a freaking warrior.  ❜

❛  what were we talking about?  ❜

❛  are you hitting on me?  ❜

❛  i bought us some supplies for the road.  ❜

❛  we have money now. we can do this.  ❜

❛  i’m worried about you.  ❜

❛  i’m not always gonna be in this world.  ❜

❛  these places can help us.  ❜

❛  i see where we stand.  ❜

❛  you’ve given up on me.  ❜

❛  i’m not here to apologise.  ❜

❛  i’m not gonna lie. i’m so scared.  ❜

❛  you know, maybe fate wins here.  ❜

❛  we’re all doomed in the end, right?  ❜

❛  you scared the living hell out of me.  ❜

❛  the truth is you’re not reliable.  ❜

❛  you can change your name, but… you can’t change who you are.  ❜

❛  tell yourself whatever you need to.  ❜

❛  this is about you and what you want.  ❜

❛  will you please just stop talking to me like i’m insane?  ❜

❛  this may be hard for you to believe, but i don’t need you.  ❜

❛  i just don’t think we’re good together.  ❜

❛  just stop patronising me!  ❜

❛  there really is something wrong with you.  ❜

❛  don’t try and play me for a fool.  ❜

❛  i practically invented this routine.  ❜

❛  shut up, you dumb bitch!  ❜

❛  there’s a cord between our hearts.  ❜

[notstarringmarlonbrando-blog]

Elle Driver - California Mountain Snake

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[ghostsandgoblins]

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iron man ( 2008 ) sentence meme

❛ let’s face it, this isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing. ❜ ❛ first, i want an american cheeseburger. ❜ ❛ are those bullet holes?! ❜ ❛ if you’d killed him when you were supposed to, you’d still have a face. ❜ ❛ no, i always forget to wear deodorant, and dance with my boss in a dress with no back. ❜ ❛ don’t ever, ever, ever, ever ask me to do anything like that ever again. ❜ ❛ you’re gonna kill yourself. and i’m not gonna be a part of it. ❜ ❛ i shouldn’t be alive. unless it’s for a reason. ❜ ❛ give me a scotch, i’m starving. ❜ ❛ i do anything and everything mr/ms.  __  requires. including occasionally taking out the trash. ❜ ❛ yeah. i can fly. ❜ ❛ if you douse me again and i’m not on fire, i’m donating you to the city college. ❜ ❛ nope, we’re gonna have it right now, walk with me. ❜ ❛ just because i brought pizza back from new york doesn’t mean it’s bad news. ❜ ❛ that bad, huh? ❜ ❛ training exercise, isn’t that the usual bs? ❜ ❛ if i had been that drunk, i wouldn’t have been able to stand, much less give a lecture on integrated circuits. ❜  ❛ oh, what’s that like a little device, that’s gonna pick the lock? ❜ ❛ you might wanna stand back. ❜ ❛ that is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen. ❜ ❛  not bad huh? ❜     ❛ damn. next time, baby. ❜ ❛ i know the math! do it! ❜ ❛ how’d you solve the icing problem? ❜ ❛ might wanna look into it. ❜ ❛ i’ll buy you some time. ❜ ❛ you finally outdid yourself. ❜ ❛ hold still, you little prick. ❜ ❛ just read it, word for word. ❜ ❛ this isn’t my first rodeo. ❜ ❛ well, good, cause that would be outlandish and fantastic. ❜ ❛ cause clearly, i’m not the hero type. ❜                

[angstmemes]

anger (management) starters

“You can’t just lose your temper like this every time you get a bit upset!” “Stop shouting or I won’t listen to a word you’re saying anymore!” “Calm down, right now! You’rs scaring me!” “Wow, no need to get your knickers in a twist, I was just asking!” “Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP, you fucking BITCH!” “Okay, I know you’re angry, but try to breathe, alright? Sit down, let me help you…” “Whenever you behave like this, all I see is your father.” “Wow, down boy/girl!” “Let go of me! What on earth do you think you’re doing?! LET GO!” “What happened in here? What is this mess? Did you do this?” “Now don’t get angry, but there are a few things we need to talk about.” “You’re making excuses for hitting me in the face? You’re making excuses?! Do you know what I need to hear right now? An APOLOGY.” “Get away from me!” “You’re going to wake the whole neighbourhood if you keep this up!” “I don’t know why I ever gave you a chance! The only thing you know how to do is fuck up!” “Keep your voice down! People are starting to stare.” “I’ll let go when you look me in the eyes and dare to say that again!” “You broke my [OBJECT]! You knew that was precious to me!” “Go to bed, sober up and we’ll talk tomorrow.” “You’re telling ME to calm down?! YOU started this!” “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.” “I can’t reason with you when you shout like that.” “STOP. FUCKING. SHOUTING!” “Ow! Get your hands off me! You’re hurting me!” “If you open that mouth to say something I don’t want to hear ONE more time, you’re out, do you fucking understand?” “Just LET me get angry! I always need to keep everything inside, but I can’t do that anymore!” “I’m going to call the police. You’re scaring me.” “What the fuck do you think you’re doing? You’re NOT going to call the police on me!” “What are you going to do? Hit me again?” “You can’t demand everything from everyone around you. Everyone else has a life that doesn’t revolve around you. When will you get that into your skull?!” “You’re not a kid anymore, so stop acting like one.”

[musicforwriters]

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Sick Puppies // You’re Going Down

If it’s a fight I’m ready to go. I wouldn’t put my money on the other guy If you know what I already know.

It’s been a long time comin’ And the table’s turned around.

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[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — text post starters. archetype: the villain.

‘lifehack: dont like people? murder’

‘*says ‘idk’ at the end of something sappy and romantic so i still seem cool and detached*’

‘back by unpopular demand: me’

‘why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?’

‘*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care’

‘sometimes people will disagree with u but that’s ok bc u can just kill them’

‘i’m going to jail for excessive cuteness and manslaughter’

‘*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello’

‘cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat’

‘i love looking mean & unapproachable & pretending like i have no idea why ppl are intimidated by my aura’

‘what do i do for a living? i’m an asshole’

‘boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families’

‘live. <3 laugh <3 murder’

‘i’m a terrible person but i accepted that a long time ago so that makes me better than most people’

‘when i die i want my heart donated to nasa so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close’

‘*stabs u* why??? *whispers* idk im just so random’

‘drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder’

‘how do i know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire’

‘*at job interview* oh yes, my criminal record? the only thing illegal i’ve done is absolutely killin it on the dancefloor. haha, just kidding! i have killed a man’

‘let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms’

‘aesthetic: cute as heck but will break ur neck’

‘that is so sweet i might just stab someone’

‘the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself’

‘it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine’

‘my kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed’

‘it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful’

‘is ruining people’s lives a hobby’

‘pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs’

‘studies show i want to kill you’

‘feel sorry for me but also fear me in the depths of your heart’

‘sometimes i fantasise about people shutting the fuck up’

[memeroundups]

Send ‘rough touch’

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm. 

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard. 

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours. 

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.

Mun chooses.