Gods & Monsters

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mick Jagger, 72, is having a kid, his 8th, with his 29 year old girlfriend, who is 16 years younger than his oldest child, which is 45. But two moms or two dads is too difficult to explain to a seven year old.

[micdotcom]

[colourofoctober]

Using technology after any kind of update like…

[netals]

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[kuragin]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 2016 it takes 28 minutes for me to hear about and be semi clear on details of military uprising half way around the world.

[onlytwitterpics]

[chonce]

save ha

[chonce]

[averagefairy]

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

[rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum-deact]

Maybe you’re a bitch

[averagefairy]

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

[biodegrade]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.

[angrybabes]

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

[eroscestlavie]

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews 

[angelicky]

new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀

[melanin-diary-deactivated201710]

Orlando Police Officer  Beating Homeless Man

For more follow the link

[darthmasiyah-deactivated2020071]

You know what

[ohhwendypeffercorn]

WHY THE FUCK ARE COPS EVEN ABLE TO TURN OFF BODY CAMS??? That pretty much defeats the purpose

[javere]

Exactly.

[pokemon-i-choose-you]