this machine gives cervix kisses (dubcon)

no dms – asks only. nb 27

[cunt-swagula]

angelxhuman yuri commission of my life ^o^ ~♪

[leashofveins]

Princess Delilah and the Dragon

[subspaceskater]

its farah friday somewhere surely

[gokusclit]

let’s all be mean annoying lesbians together 🙂‍↕️

[sanrio-stud]

[wizardarchetypes]

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

[girlypop-shitto]

[witnessings]

garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day

[blasesaint]

[realshy]

celebrate women's wins

[hemipenal-system]

dragon ovipositor spines flaring outwards to hold her tip where it’s supposed to be inside you. dragon laying on your bed chrrrrlllll-ing and laying a big paw on your back to hold you still as she pumps a clutch into your womb

[crvcifixion-deactivated20260727]

quick it's an emergency i need you to sit on my lap so you can put your boobs in my mouth and let me lick your nipples and grope you and yeah it's like a life or death situation

[lilsammy89]

Be good and milk her~

[sinfuljackalope]

Oh noooooo~!

[tastemyhoneypot]

wydm you dont sexualize me and fantasize about fucking me raw? i thought we were mutuals

[girlgunkdealer0revival]

you should definitely let that tgirl own you as their own pet thing that they can sexually use you however they want. youll like it i promise

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

[guttedcut]

people always talk about someone getting fucked stupid but what about a top going stupid while fucking someone? their brain shuts off and they just become a horny mutt with the only goal of getting off as hard as they can, breeding their sub. incoherent whimpers and moans of pure lust and desire. just a thought