Sweet Meat

Marco Benedetti 31yrs Long term paid intern 18+ Followers Only NO MINORS 21+ Mun

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“You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU

“You’re fine,” Marco informed the young man, a little more sternly than intended as he pressed a wad of rough paper towel to the janitor’s bleeding nose, “I didn’t break anything, I don’t think…” If he said it with enough confidence, maybe it would be true.

That was a lot of blood though.

He sighed. Guilt and a good amount of exasperation was sinking in now- last thing he needed was to be reported for smacking people around. Accidental or not.

“Look, uh. Restroom’s over here, leeets try and clean you up before somebody sees this mess.”

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People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.

“I broke your nose at a mosh pit” AU

“I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU

“You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU

“You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU

“You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU

“We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU

“I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU

“You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU

“I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU

“You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU

“My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU

“You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU

“This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU

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does marco like cuddling

In the right circumstances, he enjoys a cuddle. As long as it isn’t excessive and he has the option to roll away if he wants to. 

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tell me about marco's hair

It’s thick and easily frizzed and doesn’t get washed as frequently as desired.

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what's Marco's family like?

Big. Loud. American Italian mutts that are big on their Italian heritage in a very stereotypical American “love pasta and pizza and being loud” way. Catholics, though, so Marco’s been in the gay doghouse for a while. Parents and five siblings (two elder brothers, two elder sisters, one younger sister) still keep in touch with calls and such, but they’re all down south and Marco makes a point of not visiting since it turns into a mass argument even long distance.They’re all on the stocky side with dark hair (save one sister who turned out blonde and will never hear the end of it) and suffer from nosiness due to a life of Big Family In Small House. Generally friendly and handsy, but stubborn as fuck when disagreements happen. Yelling over each other is a common household event. Only Marco and his eldest sister have moved from home. 

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((I have guests over that are preventing draws, but I got yer asks.))

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Rick would toss the ol' flirtation out there but given Marco's prickliness he'd probably back off after a few failed attempts and just jokes around with him like he does with most folks. So an amicable and occasionally antagonistic work relationship. Rick DOES like having someone else file his paperwork, after all, so he knows being on Marco's good side is in his best interest.

Yup. Some days Marco thinks Rick is fucking with him more than he is, but that's more his own frayed state of mind distorting things. Marco's an exhausted guy. Rick FILLS OUT his own paperwork, neatly, which keeps him on the Exasperated List instead of the Shit List.

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Tell me what kind of relationship you could see our muses having, and I’ll give my opinion on it.

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otp prompt: who gives this to who?

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♜

Marco wasn't real big on people touching him, especially people at work. He leant away from the well intentioned touch and shrugged away the janitor's fingers. "Thanks, but I'm good. Maybe try Dmitri, he looks the type."

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♜:Shoulder rubs :)

Marco's shoulders jumped when hands descended, clamping just a little too hard and unexpectedly. The touch lightened almost immediately, only for a pair of thumbs to knead into his rhomboids. He winced. "Heeeey," An increasingly familiar voice crooned into his ear from behind. Close enough to feel hot breath on his cheek and that was enough for Marco to hunker down and cringe out from under those hands. He scooted a good foot down the cafeteria bench seat and turned to give Todd (Terry? Troy? Tobi?) a sour glare. "Could you NOT."

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♠:Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

Marco straightened the red tie in a few brusque gestures; tugging it up tight to Trager’s collar as the obnoxiously tall man slouched in place and smirked like the smug shit he was. Marco fought a losing battle not to roll his eyes to the ceiling fan.

“You know,” he said in his most politely dry tones, “I’m pretty sure you’re capable of doing this yourself. Sir.”

If he didn’t know any better, he’d think Trager was doing a botched job of flirting.

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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((MountMassiveTherapist)) Darren is a little bit of a coffee snob. he'll drink just about any coffee, but he prefers the specialty stuff he orders online. He likes to make up a thermos for Marco and bring it to him down in Filing Hell to give the other man at least a couple minutes of reprieve from his work.

They made small talk, nothing incriminating, as Darren leant a hip against one of the metal cabinets and Marco let the thermos’ heat seep into his palms. The steam had a faintly cinnamon edge, sharp and black since Darren knew through trial and error rather than asking that Marco preferred no cream during office hours. One of the fancy brews from home no doubt. The subtle nuances of flavor were lost on Marco but a lack of the breakroom’s burnt aftertaste and the thought behind it wasn’t. His lips twitched up at the corners- it wasn’t so late in his shift that he’d lost motor control of his face yet.But it dropped into a stern frown when he glanced to the side and caught Dmitri’s sly grin across the room. Like the kid was catching on to something he shouldn’t.“Doctor,” Marco said by way of goodbye, shifting away and breaking their brief moment. A shared glance and they were both headed in opposite directions. Marco had a newbie to counsel on the finer points of Minding His Own Business. 

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((My favorite quirk type thing about him is his love for coffee. Simple things that make grumpy people happy are the best.))

Gotta find joy where you can, right? Or, you know, at least the energy to keep functioning. Caffeine is a gift from the gods.

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What's a minor quirk or quality about my character you like?

What details have you seen that you just really enjoy?

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((MountMassiveTherapist)) Darren loves playing with Marco's hair when they're alone together.

Marco sighed through his nose, murmuring against Darren’s shoulder as the man’s fingertips trailed over his scalp again and again, tugging gently at the ends of his hair with each pass. It was a very lulling pattern and difficult to stay focused on the tv and not just lean and nap where he sat.

So he inhaled again and nudged his forehead against Darren’s collarbone as he detangled from the lanky man, rising with the use of a couch arm. Active meant wakeful. He just needed to stretch his legs for a minute. “Want a drink?”