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fic masterpost

PAIRINGS

hilson (house/wilson)

dying changes everything (M, 410 words)

miles to go before I sleep (M, 1k words)

negative five months (T, 1.6k words)

house & thirteen

prodigal father, prodigal daughter (SERIES)

paternity (T, 11k words)

white coat syndrome (T, 2.7k words)

TONE

humor

"that neil guy looks a lot like my buddy wilson" (G, 544 words)

notes from legal (G, 599 words)

serious/drama

dying changes everything (M, 410 words)

miles to go before I sleep (M, 1k words)

paternity (T, 11k words)

negative five months (T, 1.6k words)

slice of life

white coat syndrome (T, 2.7k)

TIMELINE

pre-canon

consulting doctors (G, 1.5k words)

negative five months (T, 1.6k words)

canon

"that neil guy looks a lot like my buddy wilson" (G, 544 words)

post-canon/post-series

dying changes everything (M, 410 words)

miles to go before I sleep (M, 1k words)

alternate universe

paternity (T, 11k words) [1st in series: house is thirteen's dad, thirteen is a teen]

white coat syndrome (T, 2.7k words) [2nd in series: house is thirteen's dad]

consulting doctors (G, 1.5k words) [wilson has john watson's backstory, retelling of chapter 1 of 'a study in scarlet']

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white coat syndrome (T, 2.7k words)

It's not thirteen-year-old Remy Hadley's first time at Princeton-Plainsboro. Last time, she was just a patient's daughter. This time, she's House's. She’s not supposed to like it. But maybe she does.

continuing with my prodigal father, prodigal daughter series that imagines a teenaged Remy Hadley as House's biological daughter

tags: Remy "Thirteen" Hadley & Gregory House, Remy "Thirteen" Hadley & James Wilson, Gregory House & James Wilson, Remy "Thirteen" Hadley, Gregory House, James Wilson (House M.D.), Allison Cameron, Eric Foreman (House M.D.), Robert Chase, Found Family, Parent Gregory House, Soft Gregory House, Slice of Life, Teenage Remy Hadley, Gregory House is Bad With Emotions, Character Study, Canon-Typical Behavior, Father-Daughter Relationship, House is Thirteen's dad, thirteen is House's daughter, Alternate Universe

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notes from legal (G, 599 words)

Legal sits down with Cuddy to have a discussion about the medical malpractice lawsuit generator, Dr. Gregory House.

crackfic in which a beleaguered lawyer from legal has to deal with house's shit once again.

tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, POV Outsider, Humor, Meta, more mouse bites, Medical Malpractice, Canon-Typical Behavior, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Gregory House is a Little Shit, Lisa Cuddy is Tired, corporate hell AU, Ficlet

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negative five months (T, 1.6k words)

Three marriages, two ex-wives, and one Gregory House to make things complicated.

or: House gets an invitation to Wilson's third wedding and knows Wilson can do better.

tags: Pre-Canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Behavior, Codependency, Infidelity, Cheating, Gregory House Being Gregory House, James Wilson Loves Gregory House, One Shot, First Kiss, Getting Together, Mutual Pining, Character Study

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consulting doctors (G, 1.5k words)

Ex-Army doctor James Wilson needs a job, a place to stay, and—he's loath to admit—a friend. Luckily, a certain diagnostician can help him with all three. or: what if Wilson was a bit more like his literary counterpart?

my take on adapting the first chapter of "A Study in Scarlet" into the House universe (and making Wilson a bit more Watson-esque)

tags: Inspired by Sherlock Holmes, Book: A Study in Scarlet - Arthur Conan Doyle, Holmes!House, Watson!Wilson, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Pre-Relationship, Pre-Canon, Pre-Slash, Walk Into A Bar, Military James Wilson, First Meetings, Sherlock Holmes Remix, Character Study, Canon-Typical Behavior

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"that neil guy looks a lot like my buddy wilson" (G, 544 words)

No one seems to think the main guy (no, the other one) from Dead Poets Society looks like Wilson. inspired by: this post

tags: Dead Poets Society References, Meta, Fourth Wall, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Humor, One Shot, Side Story, Not Serious, Ficlet, Neil Perry - Freeform, Dead Poets Society (1989) - Freeform, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Based on a Tumblr Post, Crack

[lowbcame]

that’s his baby right there. he carried her for 9 months

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paternity (T, 11k words)

When thirteen-year-old Remy Hadley shows up at House's door with a folder of symptoms and a plan, there's something about her—something familiar. She came looking for someone to save her mother. She didn't expect to find a father, too.

tags: Found Family, Huntington's Disease, Character Study, Parent Gregory House, Thirteen is House's daughter, House is Thirteen's dad, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Father-Daughter Relationship, Flashbacks, Team Dynamics, Medical Mystery, Secret Past, Teenage Remy Hadley, Dysfunctional Family, Alternate Universe, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Unplanned Pregnancy, Family Dynamics, Canon-Typical Behavior

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Dying Changes Everything, (M, 410 words)

House and Wilson's time comes to a close.

post-canon/post-series retrospective of house/wilson.

tags: Implied/Referenced Suicide, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Character Death, Post-Canon, Assisted Suicide, One Shot, Ficlet, Terminal Illnesses, Road Trips, what if, Dark Comedy, Suicide Pact, Alternate Ending, Post-Season/Series Finale