[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[monster2001]

[mousesmuseum]

Oops

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

I think it’s beautiful when what you loved doing when you were 6 finds you again when you’re in your 20s or 30s or 40s or 50s or 60s or 70s or 80s or 90s or

[fibromyalgicaf]

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

[anothercrankyblogger]

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[dragon-in-a-fez]

update: they are settling the bet by googling whether or not it's possible for a person to deliberately break their own arm. narratively this is a letdown but I suppose in other ways it's for the best

[butch--dan]

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[segamascott]

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[slatewiper-deactivated20250807]

look man, i dont know how to say this but like. i would love to use you as a stepping-stone to my own perfect vision of the future. do you like me back

[pnglove]

THAI FOOD

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[lindleland]

this post has been tagged Harry du Bois 110 times as of writing

[lindleland]

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[jauntybones]

How it feels to kiss my wife

[cloevr]

i know thata right 👆

[inaturalist-unofficial]