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Has anyone thought about how annoying a crooked tusk could be?
For all my orcs and trolls, please take care of your tusks.
Discarded drawings for a job I did where I had to show generalized style differences between different genres/demographics. My Art Tips collection is currently live on Kickstarter. Patreon
Baby’s First OTP Feels: a Tale of Regret
Ahahah oh man an amazing thing that actually happened??? NO Baby girl you are too young for this life and pain.
Her mom thinks it’s hilarious and gave me permission to make a comic out of it? It’s awesome that she has all the Disney movies at her house, and they didn’t know about Miyazaki before! Now they do and watch it with her! I let her watch Totoro weeks after that! She got really into it too!
This is just so pure and wholesome omgosh <3
she saw characters her own age experience and articulate emotions she herself is still coming to grips with. so yes, baby’s first otp, but also baby’s first “i saw the depth and complexity of my own experiences represented in a loving way.”
OP forgot the best part
did he try to stab her?
No, he was trying to cut off his pinkie finger as an apology.
The running joke of the manga is that he used to be a high-ranking yakuza enforcer who’s having trouble adapting to civilian life. Hence her shocked face when she saw the decorations and the creepy way he sang “Happy Birthday”; it’s a traditional birthday celebration for your oyabun, not your wife.
oh my god, i just realized, this means he sees her
AS THE BOSS IN THE RELATIONSHIP
when people say malewife and girlboss this is what they should mean
Back with cheaper prices and easier money transfer! Here’s the rest of the prices and the basics:
extra character: $2 handheld/objects: $1 background: $1-2 (All backgrounds will be simple or you can go without it a.k.a single colour or transparent!)
Do’s and Dont’s:
Payment first and through Paypal!
Must have three or more reference pictures and an optional description of what you want in the commission.
I do both canon and original characters.
I draw humans/humanoids (excluding furries/ponies/etc.)
I don’t do Armor/Mecha
I don’t do NSFW
Specifics on my TOS! For more inquires or if you’re interested, email me at [email protected]
Ponyo sentence starters
1. “A goldfish!”
2. “It licked me! It’s alive!”
3. “Well? Have you found my daughter/son?”
4. “Is it… already dead?”
5. “I don’t know who you are, but we don’t use weed killer around here.”
6. “This is bad. This is very bad.”
7. “That guy was a freak show. But don’t you call people ‘freak show’. We never judge others by their looks.”
8. “Another experiment for school?”
9. “S/he came to me. S/he might be magic!”
10. “Humans are disgusting.”
11. “You’ll be safe here, ____. I’ll be back soon.”
12. “What is that? There are rules about bringing things to school for a reason.”
13. “That is the most boring goldfish I have ever seen in my entire life.”
14. “Oh, that’s a relief. I haven’t lost my mind quite yet.”
15. “Are you ready to see my big surprise?”
16. “I would let a fish lick me if it’d get me out of this wheelchair.”
17. “Put her/him back in the ocean, where s/he belongs!”
18. “Don’t worry, ____. No matter what, I will protect you. I promise.”
19. “Can I have a lick? Hurry, it’s starting to melt.”
20. “____ says s/he loves you. S/he says ‘lots and lots’.”
21. “Wow! Nice, _____!”
22. “I promised ____ I’d take care of her/him, then I lost her/him. I wonder if s/he’s crying now.”
23. “Don’t you worry, ____. You did your best, and ____ will be just fine.”
24. “I say we start with dessert and go backwards! It’s been a backwards kind of day.”
25. “You must promise me something. You will never go back to the surface, yes?”
26. “I want ham!”
27. “I will be a human too!”
28. “S/he’s already so powerful. Just like her/his mother/father.”
29. “If even one living creature got in here…”
30. “Ah, yes. I can feel the power of the ocean in the furthest reaches of my DNA.”
31. “Here, ____. I made this for you.”
32. “I don’t know why we’re still here. It’s just a little rain. I want to go back to my own house.”
33. “Be careful the wind doesn’t blow you away.”
34. “I’ve never seen the ocean like this.”
35. “Come over here! We’ll help you! Come here!”
36. “I’ve got a job for you, ____. Will you hold the light?”
37. “Smells like you in here!”
38. “So let’s calm ourselves down with a hot drink.”
39. “I’ve gotta go help them.”
40. “I’d feel better if you stay up here.”
41. “Finally, we can get our bearings again.”
42. “We’re someplace I’ve never seen before.”
43. “So you saw her/him too? I thought I was hallucinating.”
44. “This is serious. I’m trying to save your ____.”
45. “It’s been a long time, my love.”
46. “S/he’s too young to understand, and s/he wouldn’t listen to me.”
47. “Sssh. Let them sleep. They’ll need their rest.”
48. “Look at that. The ocean is at our door.”
49. “Too bad we don’t have a boat.”
50. “This is a good boat.”
51. “We’ll see her/him. S/he promised me s/he would come back.”
52. “Ahoy!”
53. “Don’t turn into a fish again. I’d miss you.”
54. “There’s water coming from your eyes.”
55. “Do you think we can trust him?”
56. “Don’t let go of my hand.”
57. “I promise I’m not going to take ____ away from you.”
58. “You don’t have to swim.”
59. “It’s a big responsibility, but I really love her/him.”
60. “To become human, you must choose to abandon magic. Can you do that?”
61. “Try to remember me kindly, if you will.”
62. “Take care of ____.”
Salty Ask List
What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*
Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*
Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?
Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*
Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?*
Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?*
Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?*
Have you received anon hate? What about?*
Most disliked character(s)? Why?
Most disliked arc? Why?
Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?
Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?
Unpopular opinion about XXX character?
Unpopular opinion about your fandom?
Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?
If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?
Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…
Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?
What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?
What is the purest ship in the fandom?
What are your thoughts on crack ships?
Popular character you hate?
Unpopular character you love?
Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not?
How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX?
Most shippable character?
Least shippable character?
*several of these questions are taken from a list that was not rebloggable
defenders ep. 2 sentence starters
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“don’t do it. they’re just kids.”
“who are you?”
“hey, ___. it’s me calling you for the third or fourth or 19th time.”
“look, i know it’s easy to give into fear, but….”
“what the hell happened?”
“place like this, company motto is ‘no questions asked’.”
“son of a bitch.”
“i told you these assholes were transporting explosives.”
“you gotta be kidding me.”
“can i go now, dipshit?”
“you got a mouth.”
“stupid son of a bitch.”
“can you believe this chick?”
“no one told me i’d need earthquake insurance in new york.”
“he knew something.”
“we’re not alone in this.”
“it’s a shot in the dark, but i think it’s one worth taking.”
“so i guess you have a plan?”
“do you trust me?”
“g-d damn it. g-d damn it.”
“at least nobody died.”
“are you hunting criminals?”
“is the nypd going to pay you for doing their job?”
“i gotta step in before anyone else gets hurt.”
“if we don’t take responsibility for our neighborhood, no one else will.”
“hey, thanks for reaching out. it’s been a while, huh?”
“you don’t have to say it. your knuckles speak volumes.”
“that why you called? to see if i’d done anything stupid?”
“whatever you’re going through, i’m not gonna judge. but i do think i can help you through it.”
“in a city of nine million people, we just happen to bump into each other?”
“i’m here to ask you to be careful.”
“well save yourself some time, ___, and stop worrying about me.”
“look, i’d love to help, but i don’t know shit.”
“you won’t like me then.”
“i don’t like you now.”
“i told you to stay away.”
“who do you think is after you?”
“you back for more?”
“just remember, you started this.”
“you have been a huge pain in my ass all day, you know that?”
“what did you see?”
“you are walking into some weird ass shit.”
“___, stop talking.”
“Sky High” Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns.
You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad. Wearingtights.
I know every kid thinks his dad is invincible — and I nearly am.
But who knows? Maybe next time I punch a meteor hurtling toward the earth, I’ll be the one that shatters into a million pieces.
I noticed you had some recyclables in the trash. I took the liberty of moving them for you.
You hungry? I’ve got plenty of eggs, bacon…
You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently, they don’t like being eaten.
It seems evil has struck our morning commute…
Now, I know it’s just our first day, but I already can’t wait to graduate and start saving mankind. And womankind. And animalkind.
What is humiliating him in front of the entire class going to prove?
This is so unfair.
Yeah, well, if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.
The kids who get, uh, bitten by radioactive insects or fall into a vat of toxic waste, their powers usually show up the next day. Or… they die.
Oh, come on. When I was his age I could put a truck on my shoulders.
We can’t change who he is. Not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste.
Look, whatever happened with our dads, it has nothing to do with us.
I say, if you ever cross me again, I’ll roast you alive.
You want me to heat that up for you?
You’re not supposed to use your powers outside of school!
I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.
I’m a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Wow. All I can do is… punch stuff.
You know what I think? To let true love remain unspoken is the quickest route to a heavy heart.
Wow. That is really deep.
Yeah. And your lucky numbers are four, sixteen, five, and forty-nine.
You’re not that boy with the six arms, are you?
What if I told you she’s not just a twin, she’s an evil twin?
Please? I promise I’ll make this as painless as possible.
You’re on! If they beat you in “Save the Citizen”, you lay off the sidekicks for the rest of the year.
Yeah! And if he loses, you can dunk their head in the toilet every day till graduation.
You got yourself a deal.
Guys, are you crazy? No freshman ever won “Save the Citizen”, and those guys are undefeated!
Darn this joystick!
Dude, you’re so stupid. She’s totally into you.
Yeah. You must’ve been a real jerk. ‘Cause no matter what I do, I can’t get them tostop talking to me.
People make mistakes. That’s what high school’s about. Heck, that’s what life’sabout! The key is to learn from them.
I hope my friends see it that way.
If someone is a true friend, you’d be surprised how understanding they can be.
Do you honestly think you can kill me with that toy gun of yours?
Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.
What a waste. I can’t do anything more for you. I’m not Wonder Woman, you know.
So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend.
Good dads that will make you smile
Goals
how about them single parent!au's??
im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did
i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again
you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby
we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared
you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married
our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments
we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)
our children are best friends….yeah
“i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”
you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you
DEADPOOL; STARTER SENTENCES.
❛ Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… me! ❜
❛ I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it. ❜
❛ Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. ❜
❛ A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls. ❜
❛ Looks aren’t everything. ❜
❛ Love is blind. ❜
❛ Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it! ❜
❛ Hashtag drive-by. ❜
❛ That’s right! You’re about to be killed by a zamboni! ❜
❛ Tell me where your fucking boss is or you’re going to die! In five minutes! ❜
❛ All dinosaurs feared the T-Rex! ❜
❛ Time to make the chimi-fuckin’-changas. ❜
❛ Crime’s the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. ❜
❛ Here’s the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. ❜
❛ Your face is the stuff of nightmares. ❜
❛ You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. ❜
❛ You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. ❜
❛ Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable. ❜
❛ So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door? ❜
❛ I’d go with you, but… I don’t want to. ❜
❛ Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays? ❜
❛ Ahhhh. I’m touching myself tonight. ❜
❛ Daddy needs to express some rage. ❜
❛ Well, I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up. ❜
❛ Shit. Did I leave the stove on? ❜
❛ Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo. ❜
❛ Why don’t you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up or I’ll sew your pretty mouth shut. ❜
❛ You can’t buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes! ❜
❛ I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share! ❜
❛ That’s the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long. ❜
❛ You got something in your teeth. ❜
❛ If I never see you again, know that I love you. ❜
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“I am faithful to you, darling.”
“I have my body and you have yours.”
“Believe it if you can.”
“Some people don’t understand anything.”
“No one wants to know what’s in his head.”
“It should be enough. To make something beautiful should be enough. It isn’t. It should be.”
“Let’s kill something.”
“What do you do with a man like that?”
“Why take more than we need? Because we can.”
“You’d break your heart to make it bigger, so why not crack your skull when the mind swells.”
“Will you defend yourself? From me, I mean.”
“I prefer to blame others, it’s easier.”
“It’s a matter of willpower.”
“What is a ghost? Something dead that seems to be alive. Something dead that doesn’t know it’s dead.”
“You can try, but we will not remain unscathed.”
“Why live a life? Well, why are you asking?”
“When you have nothing to say, set something on fire.”
“I wanted to explain myself to myself in an understandable way.”
“I gave shape to my fears and made excuses.”
“Something’s not right about what I’m doing but I’m still doing it—living in the worst parts, ruining myself.”
“The enormity of my desire disgusts me.”
“Want something to chase you? Run.”
“Never finish a war without starting another.”
“If you were walking away, keep walking.”
“Why do anything at all? Not how, because hows are easy—series or sequence, one foot after the other—but existentially why bother, what does it solve?”
“What is alive and what isn’t and what should we do about it?”
“The fear: that nothing survives. The greater fear: that something does.”
“You will die in your sleep and leave everything unfinished.”
“I owe myself nothing.”
“I like dead things … They cannot hurt me.”
“There’s not enough room for us to be ourselves.”
“History is painted by the winners.”
“Trust me, I have things to say.”
“Accidents never happen when the room is empty.”
“People like to think war means something.”
“What can you learn from your opponent? More than you think.”
“Love might be the wrong word.”
“Let’s admit, without apology, what we do to each other.”
“We know who our enemies are. We know.”
“There are many loves but only one war.”
“Can I tell you something?”
“This is not what we meant to be.”
“Tell me a story.”
“Rely on one thing too long and when it disappears and you have nothing—well, that’s just bad planning.”
“In the wrong light anyone can look like a darkness.”
“It isn’t fair, the depth of my looking, the threat of my looking.”
“He is inside his body and I am inside my body and it matters less and less.”
“How much can you change and get away with it, before you turn into someone else, before it’s some kind of murder?”
“Difficult, to be confronted with the fact of yourself.”
“Feels like I’ve always been here.”
“People don’t learn anything unless they are afraid of being left behind.”
“Being unreasonable is exciting.”
“You have to understand it as it is.”
“This is also part of the story: how the story changes. This is something I forgot to tell you.”
“I think that you might like it here.”
“I tell you these things because I love you.”
“It’s nothing like I thought it would be and closer to what I meant.”
“None of it is real, darling.”
“I will not cross you and you must move on. There is nothing else.”
“There is no way to get to the future from here.”
“I’ll live alone or in between.”
“Everyone needs a place. It shouldn’t be inside of someone else.”
“Your body told me in a dream it’s never been afraid of anything.”
“To hide somewhere is not surrender, it is trickery.”
“Take it or leave it, and for the most part you take it.”
“Shame comes from vanity.”
“Shame means you’re guilty, like the rest of us, but you think you’re better than we are. Maybe you are.”
“There is no new me, there is no old me, there’s just me, the same me, the whole time.”
“You want to solve something? Get out of your own way.”
“I hope it’s love. I’m trying really hard to make it love.”
“I clawed my way into the light but the light is just as scary.”
“I’d rather quit. I’d rather be sad. It’s too much work.”
“What happens when I no longer want to meet you?”
“Nothing lasts forever: we know this.”
“You want it to mean something.”
“We could pull it apart, spend our whole lives pulling it apart and have no time left to do anything smart with the pieces.”
“The sooner you embrace it, the sooner it will leave you.”
“You are what you cover up.”
“I want to give you more but not everything. You don’t need everything.”
“Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story.”
“It’s not that late.”
“Is it safe?”
“Are you dead as well?”
“I stayed as long as I could.”
“What does all this love amount to?”
You know those people with one HANDICAP or another who do inadvisablyDANGEROUS things because they want to prove they’re as C A P A B L E as everyone else?
Personals do not reblog // autoplay warning!!
Back with cheaper prices and easier money transfer! Here’s the rest of the prices and the basics:
extra character: $2 handheld/objects: $1 background: $1-2 (All backgrounds will be simple or you can go without it a.k.a single colour or transparent!)
Do’s and Dont’s:
Payment first and through Paypal!
Must have three or more reference pictures and an optional description of what you want in the commission.
I do both canon and original characters.
I draw humans/humanoids (excluding furries/ponies/etc.)
I don’t do Armor/Mecha
I don’t do NSFW
Specifics on my TOS! For more inquires or if you’re interested, email me at [email protected]