I’m 5'1" and mouthy as hell.

I’m Cathy. I like sarcasm, multigrain bagels with peanut butter, and books. I'm a southerner who hates iced tea and grits / age: 34 / birthday: may 19 / favorites: all shades of blue; small, furry animals; diet pepsi; and audrey hepburn

[mouthyashell]

Wow. There’s really no one here.

[mouthyashell]

Okay, there’s four. There are four people here. 😂

[mouthyashell]

Wow. There’s really no one here.

[mouthyashell]

Friday Five

’Cause why not, let’s catch up.

I’m still working a lot, but I think I’m better at it now. It finally sunk in that I just can’t do everything, and well... I’m basically a one-person digital agency now, so some things just have to go.

We put an offer on a house back in, like, January? And we’re still waiting on it because it turned into a huge fucking mess. Long story short, it’s now a short sale, and we’re waiting for the new contract to be written up.

I’m turning 35 in 8 days, and I’m not sure I’ve thought about it at all. Maybe once or twice, but only because I was redoing the math in my head to make sure it isn’t 36.

I’ve gotten really fucking terrible about reading, and I don’t know why. I’ll have the same book on my Kindle for months and just not touch it. Maybe because I don’t find it all that interesting, but I also hate to quit things so instead of just starting a new one, I let it sit there.

My mom had surprise triple-bypass surgery last month. That’s been... different. There have been some rough spots. But she seems to be on track in her recovery and is going to start cardio rehab next week. And at some point, I need to call my doctor to schedule a heart calcium test and see if this is going to be a problem for me somewhere down the line.

[mouthyashell]

Oh, hey.

I’ve been gone for so long that they made me log in again. I don’t even KNOW when that last happened.

[thecasaofjulesie2]

Million dollar idea: Invent a pitless mango.

[scotttfriday-deactivated2020051]

i first read this as “pitiless.”

[mouthyashell]

It is the most hard-hearted of fruits.

[mouthyashell]

I was walking around the grocery store Sunday morning getting a few things I needed, and on the spur of the moment decided to buy myself some flowers. I love them, but I hardly ever have them. I figure flowers are a better investment for me than plants because at least these are SUPPOSED to die; I don't have to feel bad about it. 😂 Unlike all those other poor plants I've murdered over the years... Like bamboo. Like three times now. I had to tell my mom to stop buying them for me as housewarming presents. Anyway! Tl; dr, I thought these #chrysanthemums were pretty, and they've held up remarkably well over 5 days. Good job, @publix. 👍 #plantkiller #plantmurderer #flowerfriday #flowers #chrysanthemum (at Barrington Place at Somerset Apartments - Montgomery, Al)

[mouthyashell]

I forgot my raincoat at the office last night. #becauseofcourse #thestruggleisreal (at Barrington Place at Somerset Apartments - Montgomery, Al)

[mouthyashell]

Well. Looks like it's time to glue my shoe back together. Again. (Yes, I know I could just buy new ones, but I love THESE, and you will have to pry them from my cold dead hands. ... Or feet.) #diyshoes (at Canopy Digital Media Services)

[emergentpattern]

[alxbngala]

Worst Reindeer [X]

[mouthyashell]

Okay, it’s a little out of season now, but it’s still adorable.

[mouthyashell]

I saved this conversation months ago to post it because I think I’m hilarious. But then I got busy.

[everythingfox]

This is the best picture

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plemp

[babyanimalgifs]

[mouthyashell]

More like, “Oh YES!”

[anotherconservator]

[mouthyashell]

❤️

[babyanimalgifs]

she took the midnight train going anywhere

[styro-sometimes]

[ka-te-fe-ar-deactivated20180905]

And before anyone makes any 4/20 weed comments, the date is the anniversary of the Columbine massacre. 

[jazzybot4]

Damn straight. Fuck, I’ll host GED classes in the damn library if it keeps kids safe. I’ll share what skill with words I have, what life experience I have, and make sure that the kids in my community come home safe and stay that way. Remember kids: Student walk-outs and sit-in protests are incredibly effective, because it means that the system is breaking down. Their authority only goes as far as you let it. Don’t bring weapons to protests. Don’t bring mace or tear gas to protests. Get bottled water, at least six bottles per person for four hours. Pack a first aid kit. Ace bandages, band-aids, water, dried gatorade (a scoop in a bottle of water helps prevent heat stroke due to dehydration), and sunscreen. Keep emergency contacts on all cell phones, and if possible appoint someone in the group to be the designated emergency contact caller. Their job, if shit goes south, is to run to safety and call parents, call friends, call help, not just the police. Don’t be afraid of Juvie. Your record is expunged at 18, if the crime isn’t something like murder.

[mouthyashell]

Two Events Planned to Protest Gun Laws after Parkland Shooting 

You’re doing so good, sweeties.

[mouthyashell]

Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I'm in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You're hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.