ᴍᴇʀᴄ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ

[moonhibiscus]

       ” It sounds like the right accusation if you ask me.” 

[mouthymerx]

"Well that's just rude, I don't even know Lulu and she's talking shit! Look Miss Biscuits, maybe we got off on the wrong foot. How bout a name, wadda ya say?"

[moonhibiscus]

" Lulu warned me about people like you… You must be a pervert?”

[mouthymerx]

"Me? A pervert! That's one hell of an accusation to make there, lady! I just happen to be an admirer of butts! And some other things. Who asked Lulu anyway?"

[icanlcieyourselfinmypantsarchiv]

*MATING CALL*

[mouthymerx]

"No thanks, I'm scared of splinters."

[moonhibiscus]

She just blinks at him.

[mouthymerx]

"H-uh. Not a quick one are you. I'm talking about your butt. You know, those bumps under your back but above your legs? 

Oh whatever. Hi, I'm Deadpool!"

[mouthymerx]

, moonhibiscus:

       " I’m sorry, but I don’t have any buried treasure or biscuits.” Cue a wave of total confusion.

"Oh, but you've had the treasure all along! The booty is the biscuits buried in your shorts!"

[moonhibiscus]

       " Um——I’m sorry?”

[mouthymerx]

"Oh c’mon, you know! Moon biscuits! Butts! Booty! It’s calling me!"

[mouthymerx]

"Who-hoah! Those are some nice moon biscuits you've got there, lady! Mind if ol' Deadpool has a peek?"