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[gothbaseball]

people that are 20+ and still in their “being an asshole is funney xD r u triggered?????” phase are wild to me. how are you a grown ass adult and still not aware there’s no pride in being the physical manifestation of a headache?

[silverlullabies]

[casanova-lives]

[bob-belcher]

[neverthere12345]

[selfharmingsecrets-blog1]

Someone: how are you?

Me: promise you won’t be annoyed?

Someone: yeah

Me: okay well please don’t be mad or upset or anything but I’m not doing so well but don’t feel obliged to help, I’m fine. Please don’t be mad

[hashtagloveloses]

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

[arthicat]

Can someone explain this to me?

[thescotchinthenorth-deactivated]

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

[iraffiruse]

[ladyshinga]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

[kenway]

[did-that-help]

Griffin loses it at 0:20 and never, ever finds it again

[blondegirl-graydog]

[itsalburton]

This just in: you can be in contact the opposite sex without trying to fuck them

[liberalsarecool]

Trump is using the National Guard to protect his ego.

[dinodorks]

ello!! could i get some terror birb facts from ya? ty!!

Absolutely!

1. One of the largest Terror Birds was Titanis, it stood just over 8 ft. tall!

2. The last of the Terror Birds went extinct 15,000 years ago during the Pleistocene.

3. Terror Birds originated in South America, but during the Great American Interchange some migrated and spread into North America.

To learn more about Terror Birds, try this documentary by National Geography: Prehistoric Predators: Terror Bird (2007)

- Leopard

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

homophobic pastor: all gay people should die 

someone on tungle dot hell: Does that mean bisexuals get to die twice?? Are asexuals immortal? Haha do pansexuals just die over and ove 

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

This website is punishing me

[meangirlnurse]

#I’M IMMORTAL

The point of this post is to criticize people who decide it’s hilarious to make jokes like this about violent homophobia. Congratulations – apparently you don’t need to worry about being murdered for being gay. How fucking fun for you. I’m glad you’re having a great time.

[dykedekuremade]

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

[dykedekuremade]

Turns out I’m a lesbian

[nyctaeus]

‘A Cluster of Rats’, a Japanese Netsuke (small sculpture) dated late 19th century