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Moving!

hello friends, I know this blog just started like yesterday lol but due to some unfortunate circumstances, I need to start over. The url will be slightly the same but just a new account!

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“So me and my girlfriend headcanoned that after the encounter with Hol Horse and J. Geil, Avdol gets put on Vicodin for the back pain and the following antics ensue: - roasts his friends without even realizing it - puts baby shoes on his chickens, films it, then finds the footage the next morning with no memory of even doing it - tells a story of how when he was younger he got his cheeks clapped in the bathroom of a gay nightclub in Germany (later it's revealed that the one he hooked up with was N'Doul) - farts so loud in his sleep he wakes up and yells "WHO'S IN HERE" - rises up while still asleep at 4AM, yells "CHICKEN STRIIIIIPS," then collapses back onto the bed. Joseph nearly shits himself”

- submitted by mau5vana

oh my god, I could definitely see how something as strong as Vicodin could make you do some wild things LOL Avdol you poor soul.

May I also suggest constant doting on the younger boys? Like he almost begins to act like a parent to Jotaro and Kakyoin by beginning to scold them, and give them weird cryptic advice while also disciplining Jotaro for his smart ass mouth and Jotaro just kinda lets him because he knows that it’s just the effects of the medication he’s on.

They would also just lock Avdol in a room by himself. The SDC boys probably wouldn’t know how to deal with his antics all the time!

thanks for the submission!

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How do you think Part 1-4 could handle horror games?

Jonathan would laugh at the jump scares and trudge through hours of gameplay easily. He would make you question his sanity a little bit by how fearlessly he played and even if he does jump, he would laugh to himself for getting scared over a game.

Joseph would be so loud! Screams, grunts, yells—all of that. He would probably be the type to record himself playing the game (just to watch his reactions). Completely dramatic but could definitely still handle and enjoy the game.

Jotaro would sigh at the feeble attempt the game would make at scaring its players. He would play through the game and maybe get slightly tense but nonetheless be okay with playing it.

Josuke—absolutely not. He would be almost as dramatic as Joseph is but instead of enjoying the game, he’d just be playing through it just to say he did it. He doesn’t enjoy them at all and would rather avoid them at all costs.

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Headcanons where everybody from parts 1 - 4 are Millennials and they're *really* into memes.

Jonathan:

- as an Older Millennial™️, he would definitely be still into rage comics

- would repost memes he sees on facebook

- would definitely show you a two year old meme

- doesn’t really get obscure memes but will laugh politely anyway

Joseph:

- Dark memes are his forte, the more offensive the better

- would send you a meme at 3 am with little to no context

- uses the random pictures he snipes of his friends to make reaction memes of them, no matter how bad they look

- misses vine

3taro:

- “what the fuck does this even mean”

- “stop sending me memes and go to sleep”

- will hit you with that block button so fast

- will secretly chuckle at vines with obscure references

4taro:

- intellectual memes only

- likes the ocean man memes

- watches the video of the turtle wiggling under running water too often

Josuke:

- wholesome content ONLY

- respects women so hard

- will also sometimes send out of context memes at odd hours

- watches 32 vine compilations in order to function

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How do you think the Pillar Men would react to a very short (like 5 foot) hamon user trying to fight them?

oh my god,,

Wham:

- would probably laugh at you tbh, maybe more respectful than the others?

- he would maybe encourage you to get stronger, and not expect much since you’re so small

- definitely would make fun of your height until you give him the business

- would be graceful and respectful in accepting defeat if you beat him

Esidisi:

- jokes upon jokes

- definitely would not take you seriously

- would probably compare you to a baby bc they’re all old as shit

- you could definitely take him down easily after a while because he’d get too confident

Kars:

- pretentious beautiful bitch would definitely laugh directly in your face

- not even worth his time

- until you prove yourself, you’d probably be nothing more than a bug to him.

- would be more interested if you kept him on his toes; you would definitely have a very tough time even putting a scratch on him though

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Random Soft Josuke

as friends:

* would absolutely shower you in compliments! your makeup looks good? compliment. you’re absolutely slaying your outfit? expect at least a “damn!” or two to come out. he would want you to feel the best about yourself.

* completely supportive! he would totally encourage you to follow your dreams or would share your creative works

* would make sure you eat and probably will yell at you if you haven’t

* walks to and from school every morning, would check in on you if you didn’t show up.

* would fight anyone who disrespected you.

* would vehemently deny if someone asked if you were dating with a huge blush... but would be down if you were.

* late night walks if you need a break

* video game nights, teaching you how to play and going easy on you until you’re comfortable

* going shopping together? c’mon the boy has style.

in a relationship:

* oh boy

* shy at first, clumsy little school boy

* blushy blushy all the time

* offers to walk you home more often than usual

* probably buys you little things, like juices or lunch, maybe even a charm he won at the arcade

* okuyasu teases the absolute hell out of him for his crush on you and if they’re around you, josuke gets way more defensive than usual.

* probably asks you out while doing homework together

* once he gets comfortable in your relationship??

* kisses upon kisses upon kisses

* holds your hand all the time

* will let you be the only one to see him with his hair down

* will definitely come over in the middle of the night if you’re sad and comfort/cuddle you until you feel better.

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