moxie says things

but nobody listens lol what a loser

[energons]

bec

[moxie-official-dragon]

dogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogdogd-

[smolmeg]

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

[moxie-official-dragon]

LESBIAN SHARKS 

[veinitas]

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

[quizzicalqueek]

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

[littlegaywitch]

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

[sindri42]

https://xkcd.com/231/

[wind-voice]

ACCURATE.

[eileenthedeafdog]

I was at a pet store with Eileen. A woman walked up to us and asked if she could pet her. Eileen’s collar has ‘Deaf Dog’ embroidered on it. The lady asked about it, I confirmed, yes, she’s deaf. The lady immediately switched to American Sign Language and asked her how was her day, was she being a good girl, she’s so pretty. Eileen was wagging her tail excitedly, knowing that someone is talking to her.

[asexualmew]

Just in case anyone else was curious.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is kind of horrifying

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

holy shit

[leviathan-supersystem]

fucking destroyed

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

looks like we have a new king

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

get a load of this

[cumgremlin]

[plutodile]

trans pikachu reposted without cis jokes as the last one got taken down 😔 

[moxie-official-dragon]

tumblr stop acting like a notification from several months ago is new challenge

INSTANT FAIL!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

[moxie-official-dragon]

what the hell is a tshirt

[prettycolors]

#ff8cb8

[moxie-official-dragon]

THIS IS WHAT PINK IS

PINK IS NOT RED THIS IS WHAT ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE

WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY HAVE SOMETHING PINK AND THEN ITS LITERALLY RED I GET SO MAD /HJ *THIS* IS PINK

[delmondo]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hes in a fish tank

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

sea slug

[moxie-official-dragon]

catfish....

[roselalonde]

&%$# Gang

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[midiport]

[moxie-official-dragon]

what is this song please i need it so bad

[rottingfacade]

YIPPIIII!!!! YEAH!!!!

WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

[blueymoons]

Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

L.F. Rosewood

Grey Pepsi

[chainsawmansheart]

H. T. Redwood

White Pillows

[irascible-glass-chicken]

D. L. Oak Blue Windowsill

[pr1deandprejud1ce]

L. W. Maple, the Green Pillow

[fangcore]

The Grey Cadaver by P.G. Willow

[fangcore]

@muffincoti i waited for anatomy class just to reblog this ksjsjwj

[only-book-lovers-left-alive]

C.J. Birch and the Blue Wall

[elenajohansenauthor-deactivated]

Ha! We’re siblings! I’m J.E. Birch and I wrote The Red Wall!

[emptymanuscript]

The Red Capped Potion Bottle by M.E. Sycamore

[wistsandmagic]

The Black Cat by C.T. Rowan.

[whatisthisnonsense]

Black Subway by S.M. Dogwood

[gaphic]

Skin Towel by T.T. Alder

[a-verified-rat]

Blue Bottle by C.S. Willow

[a-little-birdie-once-told-me-de]

The blue-gray nightlight by H.M. Cedar

[kats-blogg]

The baby clock by S.K oak

[an-ungraeceful-swan-deactivated]

P.B. Maple, the pink hoodie

[gay-otlc]

N S Maple, The Grey Wall

[booksscienceandmath]

R.A Redwood ,the Black Book

[the-princess-of-fandoms]

S.M banyan, the blue bed

[sophiliated]

R.T. Savanah, The Black Laptop Charger wtf (is savanah a tree?????)

[your-friendly-neighbor-nerd]

P.C. Oak The Beige Bottle

[sophiliated]

update:

The Burnt Sienna Phone by R.T. Willow

[ddepressedbookworm]

The Black Book by T.S. Evergreen

[darkshadowqueensrule]

The Blue Book by K.A Ashwood

[soupismyfavouriteword]

The black bottle by S.L. Willow

[spooky-rose-boy]

The black rocks by K.B. Cedar

[moxie-official-dragon]

Pink Pills by M.S. Pine

[muneco]

does anyone else have a drink that u just go crazy when u have it ? like i pour myself apple juice and it’s gone in 3 seconds because i can’t control myself around it

rb & tag what drink u can’t have around u for more than 5 seconds

[daglout]

[daglout]

ha. i knew cheese on a burger frog would win you bitches over

[thyrell]

you were using him

[thyrell]

i hate you

[moxie-official-dragon]

i legit couldnt find the frog for a good 15 seconds

[dovesndecay]

@agarden-bee tagged me for Real Me vs Fantasy Me! 🥰🥰

Link is here

Tagging: @renniequeer @natalieironside @chaosqueer @red--thedragon @sirenaenojada and anyone that just wants an excuse to do the thing ;) (pls feel free to tag me so I can see!!)

[spooky-rose-boy]

@gaysquid-jello @oh-pog-its-frog @isawagirlinmydreamsss @one-sexy-fucking-toucan @moxie-official-dragon @the-gay-goblin @25-to-life @anyone who wants to

[moxie-official-dragon]

here is the me + bonus cat ears because they make me look fabulous