A Heist Gone Silly

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[montrosepretty]

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[jack01234567891011]

Three Saviors

[evilvillain123456789]

yeah, i met a few guys like you, back in juvie. i used to taunt them, make them cry. call them little fa- *bomb collar starts beeping* ahhhaaa... *beeping accelerates* aaah.. yeah. *beeping slows, stops* anyway,

[rockrockgrace]

He's got a gun!

Give me all your belongings statement.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

ryan gosling explodes and dies

[tackgalloping]

Wait can you make the ashes get blown away by the wind?

[aroace-ryland-grace]

this is the best I've got

[razerbackbitch]

[sabertoothwalrus]

its wild that no ones even pointed out that two of the tumblr sexyman contenders were in the same show together

[sabertoothwalrus]

[peachlessroomba]

dan and phil's glow up for @thepotatowithahat for the @phandomgiftexchange !! ty for the opportunity to stare at the boys <3

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[lemonsweet]

These tags keep making me laugh

[eattheschoolboy]

[flanbolt]

[segamascott]

Hello

not reading all that

[unphortunate]

I made Stardew-style portraits of Dan and Phil for @anironsidh! Happy @phandomgiftexchange!!

[glasslipids]

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome

[inkatesbush]

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

[micromontage]

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!