most popular girls in school haikus

a collection of noble poetry inspired by the Most Popular Girls in School youtube series. inspired by this post.

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oh my god, you two - 

the babies you make tonight

will be so stupid

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so shay van buren

nominated for prom queen

now her name is gay  

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Fifty-seven bucks

That will be one big fat shit

Only Deandrara

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handwritten sorry

and twenty-five pac sun bucks: 

an apology

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i'll tell colleges

that you eat dick burritos.

fuck you, mackenzie. 

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it smells terrible. 

smells like diabetic foot.

someone...just POOPED here.

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wow, guys thank you so much for the support! we're at 100 followers, and I'm really excited about that. So thank you <3

- Mod

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that shay van buren - 

not head cheerleader and is

a fucking liar

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saison marguerite,

everyone knows you're not french - 

you're from montreal.

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rachel tice, prom queen?

gave every boy a blow j,

ate roly-polies.

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fourth abortion free

gotta love those free punch cards,

fucking cameron.

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i'm head cheerleader

homecoming queen, and also

a part-time model

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oversized trollz shirt

and even bigger glasses:

rachel fucking tice.

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Can we submit haikus?

Absolutely! Just click the "butthole" link on the sidebar!

(Or, for expediency's sake, click here.)

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53 followers! Thanks for the support, y'all. Keep reblogging! :)

- Mod

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is that a gremlin?

no, my name is mikayla.

don't feed it at night.

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hey, and, jonathan?

don't you dare look at our butts.

STATE! STATE! STATE! STATE! STATE!