i don't make decisions i just speak the visions

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I could never be transmigrated im sorry the moment I see a jade beauty walk into the conference hall I WILL start barking

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send yinxuan asks

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fuck it let's put jiangshi in here. nothing matters anymore

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BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRR

^ mouy imps whenever someone mistreats my OCs

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my official stance on fanfic of my work is Yeah go ahead and do it, but if you reduce my girls to misogynistic shells of themselves i won't even sue you i'll just send the hunting dogs after you

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even if i were to become a Published Author I'd still write fanfiction. yes, of my OCs too

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characters who i think would pretty much stay the same if they were women:

- lang qianqiu. well I would like her story a lot more but the point of her character is that she refused to change when confronted with some horrible revelations so I think she's got a steadfast nature

- quan yizhen. can't improve upon perfection

- yin yu. the way everyone seems to forget about her she might as well be a woman

- he xuan. as shown in the text

- hualian as a pair. as you all know, xie lian cooks (badly, but he cooks) and hua cheng's complex backstory was flattened for the plot. hualesbians

characters whose neuroses would be funnier as women

- feng xin. thank you ju yang for inventing the Strap That Gets You Pregnant

- mu qing. layering internalized misogyny onto her already existing minefield of insecurities plus making her even more similar to her mom for devastating effect. kicking my feet giggling

characters who would be hotter as women

- qi rong. what's better than a two-bit cringefail villain? a two-bit cringefail villainess

- jun wu. problematic MILF who ruins everyone's lives around her i can't finish this section I am addled with lust

people who should never be women

- pei ming. I don't wanna live in a world where I'd want pei ming carnally, but if she were a woman I don't think i'd be immune. sorry everyone

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and don't expect a surprise pride month chapter from me I mean it i'm literally working 6 day weeks with some days being 12 hours of work

[only-cat-memes]

[queenretcon]

I think I dislike ‘fuck canon fanon rulez’ takes because time after time I see how boring and predictable fanon is and how often it reinforces racism and misogyny etc. in ways canon never did

and I think having to work around canon and with canon to make something new usually ends up pushing people to make something weirder and cooler

[starlit-rain]

Yeah it's all the same and I hate it

[wutheringheightsfilm]

where's wei wuxian with the bi flag for pride month

[wutheringheightsfilm]

HEHE

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HI MY LIEGE. HI. sorry i had a whirlwind morning so my normal check in time passed me by. but i hope you've had a wondrous friday, and that it still felt like a friday, peeyah!!

[crawling 2 this poast] HAPPY SATURDAY FRIDAY PEEYAH!!!! (I was late by 14 minutes haha) ykw it really did feel like an interminable nothing day without my weekly scheduled nighthawk 😔 but I live !!! (except I have to work at my old job tomorrow..... tldr im helping them out but my old boss is an ungrateful bitch) but also OOOO what happened to your morning???

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

[witchpassing]

the woeful jiangshi... the humble chicken... united by their hopping movement and intensity of response to scattered rice, it can be difficult at times to tell these commonly encountered birds apart

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imagine writing smut and in the author's notes you write "i had to blow someone for realism"

[boccher]

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fix the past

build the future

Voting ended onApr 17

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[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will