homoerotic.

rhys/21/UK/translad ❤

[webcomicname]

[thebattleblog]

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

[pistachi0corner]

Great!

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

[wastingmytimern-deactivated2020]

baby boy.. baby.,

[yugirimistwalker]

im so glad they removed the ‘nut’ from honey cheerios

[yiffmaster]

now you gotta add your own

[yugirimistwalker]

why must you do this to my posts

[loudcream]

[did-you-know]

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

[bogleech]

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

[sir-p-audax]

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

[fedoraspooky]

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

[rapid-artwork]

How is this?

[losingmymindtonight]

it all makes sense now

[crayola-cuntasaurus-rex]

This brought me immense joy

[kibibarel]

oh!!

[danger]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

[fuks]

drink more water

[drankinwatahmelin]

coconut oil

[nutinurmommyfivetimes-deactivat]

cum

[imsoshive]

Suck a dick

[notnando]

black soap

[thiskidterry-deactivated2023012]

eat ass

[colachampagnedad]

[localstarboy]

He made the Harry Potter tune so wavy

[thequeenadwoa]

#BlackHogwarts

[myrecoveryisworthit-deactivated]

If no one has told you today

- I love you

- Take your medication

- Eat something (even if it’s small)

- You can get through this day!

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[nutsacktorturer]

the holy trinity

[genericrevenge]

@milloboi

[milooomilo]

3 of them

[catboywhimsy]

5 of them

[fupafiend]

winona is going to jail

[reformed-pony]

I googled “dude“ and found this

[prolifeproliberty]

Dude.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

reblog the Dude™ for clear moonlit nights