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@mr-arlien
Sorry about my hiatus, been busy with life and writing, but hey! I’m bloody back!
https://www.wattpad.com/1084376042-girls-und-panzer-nishizumi-chapter-two
So, here’s the latest I’ve been working on, and yep, it’s not exactly for children. Enjoy!
Yes please mother. *smiles innocently* Show me the Nishizumi Style.
Me when I'm not active on Tumblr.
PS: School's been kicking me in, sorry about no posts nor updates.
Therapy with the royal navy shipgirls.
Sheffield, guns can't solve every problem. You should look for less violent ways of going about it.
Dido, we're not going to throw you out every time you screw up. Calm down, we love and support you.
Formidable, even with your weight, you look fantastic. Don't freak out if someone tried to compare you to a whale. It just means there's more of you to love.
Your royal majesty, you're human too. It's okay to be open with human emotions and be more honest to those around you. It's okay.
Ajax… please get away from me.
(less than last time because I couldn't think of many HMS girls that need therapy)
Therapy with the eagle union shipgirls.
Cleveland, stop obsessing about your lack of femininity, you are a fucking QUEEN in a suit.
Enterprise, rely on the people around you more. You have friends and sisters for a reason.
Arizona, it's okay. You couldn't have known what happened, you need to come to terms with that.
Yorktown, you're not that easy to forget. We all still care about you.
Essex, please stop comparing yourself to enterprise. I think you'll find that you'll rise above even her if you learn to love yourself.
Hornet… uh… just get laid, I guess
Gods, the Hornet part got me laughing!
Shoukaku at family counseling: I dunno. I guess a lot of my antagonism comes from how embarrassing it is that those two were so much better than me. Even my little sister has a better combat record. I feel like my life is a meme.
Kaga: That should be my line.
Akagi: No, Kaga, your life is a joke.
Kaga:
Therapist: Let’s consider the effects our words have and try-
Zuikaku: No, Akagi-senpai’s right. Kaga-senpai’s actually kind of pathetic outside of battle.
Shoukaku: She is.
Shouhou: She really is.
Houshou: It’s sad.
Hiryuu: So sad it crosses the line into funny, then depressing, then funny again.
Souryuu: Three times a day.
Shoukaku: Living with her is being extremely passively emotionally manipulated.
Akagi, putting an arm and three tails around Kaga: She’s my joke, though.
Shoukaku: Our jo-
Akagi: Fuck off and die, turkey.
Shoukaku: You know what? Fair.
Hiryuu: Yeah, was pretty rude of you to horn in on their thing.
Therapist: Excuse me?
Souryuu: Akagi and Kaga have this really weird co-dependent bond based around Kaga wanting to fuck Akagi, Akagi wanting to fuck her own big sister and Kaga being semi responsible for said sister’s death and acting as a sister stand-in for Akagi on her dying request.
Therapist:
Hiryuu: It’s creepy.
Houshou: Really creepy.
Zuikaku: Disturbing, honestly.
Shouhou: It’s pretty fucked up.
Shoukaku: One time she made Kaga wear a bag with a picture of Amagi taped to it.
Shouhou: I still have nightmares of the sounds she made from that night.
Zuikaku: The worst orgasm I’ve ever enjoyed.
Everyone stares at her.
Zuikaku: What? What?! Don’t fucking look at me like that! Those two are hot!
The girls trade glances in a circle, then slowly nod.
Kaga: Goddamn right.
Akagi: Hell yeah.
Therapist: I don’t. I-I- uh. I don’t think I have the qualifications necessary to deal with you people.
Shouhou: No one does.
How dare you do my joke better than me!
That is just great! Made my day!
"And that is how the Iris Orthodoxy divided into the Iris Libre and Vichy Dominion." Sage nod.
"This is why Ironblood is better than Royal Navy." Sips on some coffee
After the 68th Shensha-do tournament, the Japanese Shensha-do Federation sees a potential rival in the Western Tankery...
Just posted another chapter! Enjoy!
Darjeeling: Rosehip, I do believe you are still suffering the aftereffects of your post-match celebration.
Rosehip: Do not worry, Darjeeling-sama! I only drank energy drinks.
Darjeeling: And how many?
Rosehip, one eye visibly twitching: Eighteen.
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I never thought I'd see TK mentioned on Tumblr of all places.
It is always TK on my tumblr. Always.
Tsundere Sunday! Just don't read what is mentioned if you have a weak stomach.
Sorry for the lack of posts. I have been driving into school and work so that I can be better prepared for the future.
Update: I may add Girls und Panzer, who constantly fights with Azur Lane for my favorite Anime, to the post potential, bc I got a lot of those for you all to enjoy. Guten Tag!
"If you cannot deal with them, why not join them?"
"Ladies please stop fighting over the Kommandant." Looks at the ring. "Oh... nevermind. Let the fool handle you two."
Sorry. Not Azur Lane related, but hell, let's kick 2021s arsch!
