[thekidsfromyestergay]

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Disenchanted but as an indie game soundtrack gives me unreasonable levels of serotonin

[eroscestlavie]

2000s warped tour type rock musicians who should be given a glock and immunity from legal persecution list:

1. Hayley Williams

2-100: All other female rock musicians from that era even the non famous ones

101: Ryan Ross with a note that just says “Finish the Job”

[queer-as-city-folk]

Clown girl × Vampire girl × mortal human girl who the other two are both competing to convert

[queer-as-city-folk]

Wait no, mortal human egg

[queer-as-city-folk]

They're both trying to forcefem her while also force vampire/clowning

[pissvortex]

[captain-price-returns]

My genius way of crippling enemy forces (and tracking troop movements)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's me. Football Cat.

[kitkenk]

[sophie-frm-mars]

Seeing people detransitioning or deciding not to come out explicitly because of how scary it is for trans people right now makes me want to just go apeshit, like actually start killing and not stop until I am put down. Fuck this hateful evil society

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[kotortwo]

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

[json-derulo]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[mousegirlheart]

this is the little mouse pillow i sleep on at night. keeps me warm

[feralratbitesu]

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[anthonysperkins]

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[littleguysdaily]

Yeah

[pangur-and-grim]

when I was a kid I tried writing a story about a pegasus that hatched from an egg. a girl found it and brought it to her house, and the line that follows is now permanently stuck in my head. because the pegasus was brand new, right? just born? experiencing the world with pussy fresh eyes? so when it saw the windows of her house, it said "what the heck, it's as though transparent lakes have somehow been shaped into rectangles and firmed up to make the rectangles solid."

and after writing that line, I just shut down Microsoft word in disgust and walked away and did something else for a while. never touched that story again, because jesus christ.

[pangur-and-grim]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[rudy-redd]

My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"