Step off

It's better this way

[arcusxx]

art by Jonathan Guthmann ( my edits )

[queenpalms]

[humancomputer-blog1]

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

[cloudfreed]

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[gahdamnpunk]

You can’t make this stuff up 😐

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Don’t it just make you want to dump a boatload of tea into a harbor?

[neo-soulless]

I told my friend I wanted to get back with my ex a couple years ago and she told me “like a dog to it’s own vomit 😔” and theres still a patch in my scalp

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[hurleyquinnzel]

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[pardonmewhileipanic]

this person is a damn delight

[porterr-robinson]

[tanookitoes]

its high noon

[obsceneyouth]

Beep beep bitch.

[kiddosquiddo]

with bad romance playing you didn’t have to honk

[thatmontanaboy]

*caught in a bad romance*

*woaaah-HONK*

[i-am-a-fish]

just found out that people eat fish, what the actual fuck, what the fuck you guys

[i-am-a-fish]

actually on second thought that’s kinda hot

[pokeyscrypt]

Please give it a third thought.

[kingdomsaurushearts]

What am I going to do with you, Brother?

[nana-banana-nana]

“All Might with Johnny Bravo’s voice works…a little too well”

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[jodywegner]

Happy Mermay everyone~ 🐙👣🐙👣🐙👣🐙

[sarkos]

[exotic-venom]

(Atheris squamigera) variable bush viper

[revolutionarykoolaid]

a fucking autobiography