[trashpits]

i think eddie muson is to tiktok as the onceler is to tumblr

[yossyislandd]

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

[mitzo]

I'm a prokaryote

[yossyislandd]

using a fork and twirling it like spaghetti

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

aaatttctga caaacgttac agggtgctgc tctgcaacgg tcaccagact cccgctctcc aacaaggtac tcacagcagt agacaggtca ctgcgttgtc cttgagatct aggagctcca cactcgataa gtaagttgcc ttctttactg cagtattctt tattctgctg gtctgttcct ttcgctttct cgatgtggca gcgggcacca aaataccact tcactttatt aaaagtttgc ttcttcacaa aattagcgaa cccctgtagg tggggtgttc ggccttcctc attaccctcc tcgccaacaa taaaataatc aaatagggag attgggagct cccgtatttt cttgcgctcg tcttcggaag gattattgag agtgaacacc caccttttat gtggttgggg tccgcttctt ccattcttct tactgggcat gttgctgctg aggtgctgcc gaggtgctgc cgctgccgaa gtgcgctggt aatacttaca gcgcacttct ttcgttttca gctatgacgt atccaaggag gcgtttccgc agacgaagac accgcccccg cagccatctt ggccagatcc tccgccgccg cccctggctc gtccaccccc gccaccgtta ccgctggaga aggaaaaatg gcatcttcaa cacccgcctc tcccgcacca tcggttatac tgtcaagaaa accacagtca gaacgccctc ctggaatgtg gacatgatga gatttaatat taatgatttt cttcccccag gagggggctc aaaccccctc actgtgccct ttgaatacta cagaataagg aaggttaagg ttgaattctg gccctgctcc ccaatcaccc agggtgacag gggagtgggc tccactgctg ttattctaga tgataacttt gtaacaaagg ccaatgccct aacctatgac ccctatgtaa actactcctc ccgccatacc ataacccagc ccttctccta ccactcccgg tactttaccc cgaaacctgt ccttgatggg acaatcgatt acttccaacc caataacaaa agaaatcaac tctggctgag actacaaact actggaaatg tagaccatgt aggcctcggc actgcgttcg aaaacagtat atacgaccag gactacaata tccgtataac catgtatgta caattcagag aatttaatct taaagacccc ccacttaacc ctaagtgaat aataaaaacc attacgaagt gataaaaaag actcagtaat ttatttcata tggaaattca gggcatgggg gggaaagggt gacgaactgg cccccttcct ccgtggattg ttctgtagca ttcttccaaa ataccaagga agtaatcctc cgatagagag cttctacagc taggacagca gttgaggagt accattccaa cggggtctga ttgctggtaa tcagaatact gcgggccaaa aaaggtacag ttccaccttt agtctctaca gtcaatggat atcgatcaca cagtctcagt agatcatccc acggcagcca accataaaag tcatcaataa caaccacttc ttcaccatgg taaccatccc accacttgtt tcgaggtggt ttccagtatg tggtttccgg gtctgcaaaa ttagcagccc atttgctttt accacaccca ggtggcccca caatgacgtg tacattggtc ttccaatcac gcttctgcat tttcccgctc actttcaaaa gttcagccag cccgcgg

[mitzo]

I'm not translating all of that

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

lass it's a genome

[mitzo]

did you just

make a genome?

no joke in it

you just posted a genome sequence?

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yeah, t-something bacteriophage if memory serves

[mitzo]

why

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

eh

[tahthetrickster]

litmus test for tumblr olds

[rickybabyboy]

Please respect my pouch no laughing

[rickybabyboy]

DISRESPECTFUL OBLITERATING YOU

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

do NOT let a robot girl cum in u her load may contain foreign code. i let it happen to me once and i was mining bitcoin for weeks

[shittywizardplush]

call that the money shot

[cripplingdepresssion]

[webscene]

this is what it's like on twitter btw

[whitepeopletwitter]

[crazy-brazilian]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[vergak]

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

[naanviolent]

Failed my blood test like a dumbass

[valtsv]

pretty gay for a man to open a portal if you think about it. why do you want to create a gateway to another dimension? so you can meet even more men there?

[valtsv]

everyone tagging this with "me going to the end in minecraft so i can romance the endermen" i wish you all a very happy gay marriage to your tall husbands

[xueyangapologist]

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

[kaijutegu]

I got distracted putting away groceries and SOMEBODY took advantage.

[kaijutegu]

Remorseless! A remorseless, shameless thief!

[kaijutegu]

She put herself in prison and then passed out

[silvermarmot]

Her belly is full and her heart unburdened by guilt. Perfect time for a nap.

[trans-shepard]

Pure decadence

[fridgebride]

i think tongue tied by grouplove makes us all go a special kind of insane

[fridgebride]

thank u all for ur contributions

[cottageaesthetic]

[sawasawako-archived]

i like songs that you need to break in, like new shoes

[sawasawako-archived]

it might not be hitting for you the first few times, but by the 8th listen it’s like, so good