meg!!

fuck ice

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

lifehack: dont like people? Murder

[softkatie]

my secret agenda is actually just to sit in your room and show you my favorite songs while you explain different things you have on your wall or your desk to me

[zsnes]

thank you for putting a stick and some leaves in my jar and poking a hole in the lid. i feel like i am more at home.

[powerfulwizard]

sexting is out, texting back and forth about your feelings about each other is in

[romancemancer-deactivated202008]

[obviousplant]

Trample Him

[tinfoilvalentine]

OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME

[pukicho]

I think i can fight you

I KNOW you are a worm wearing a dunce cap and nothing more

[pukicho]

I’m probably to weak to actually fight you but I could 100% beat you in a debate

No you can’t. I’ll just cup both of my ears and scream.

[wilwheaton]

[mrs-faggot]

Ooooo that is some burning hot tea right there

[quotemadness]

“Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.”

— Twyla Tharp

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[catbotbrian-archive]

maybe you should play animal crossing and listen to getting down the germs by gerard way and then you'll calm down

[frogribbit]

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[cottoncoast]

especially amongst students it seems to be a competition on who had the least amount of sleep or ate the least or didnt do their work. stop it!!! go to bed and eat breakfast!!!! seriously it isnt cute please be nice to yourself

[stinky-garbage-boy]

Me the second i realise i have a free evening

[onlytwitterpics]

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET