Mr. Bad Witch

36. solitary witch. Very Tired so thank you for your patience. [Taken/Unavailable]

[hangsawoman]

NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM

[adonischildsupportcase]

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

[xeppeli]

[turnipfritters]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.      

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

i never want to see this ever again

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[thememedaddy]

[gifs-of-puppets]

Fraggles Look for Jobs (1986)

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

one lucky follower will soon be imbued with the sins of the community and sent off to die in the wilderness

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

[bremser]

Max Yavno, San Francisco, 1947

[schinako]

Rabbits and triangles🐇

[longseasons]

hello pervert with excellent music taste

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[bdbeastie]

@0hcicero