My Racing Thoughts

[private-lawnss]

[mrbennyd]

Me: *learns useless fact*

Me: *tells every single one of my friends this fact at least 6 times*

[ommanyte]

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips

[lostlegendaerie]

[continuallynomadic-deactivated2]

This is so much better of a way of putting it.

[emergency-press-conference-deac]

Some relaxing gifs for those who are stressed

[memewhore]

[sapphiction-deactivated20220407]

WHY AM I FUCKING ROARING WITH LAUGHTER AT THIS

[yoplaityogurtofficial-deactivat]

[1000drawings]

DickVincent

[2-fast-2-curious]

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

[missanthropicprinciple]

I wish someone would explain this ‘cause this is really cute. 

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I wake up on a plane and see that everyone has already gotten their meal

[michellenoise]

[cucumber]

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

[swordbabe-deactivated20151016]

me logging the fuck in

[wernerwartzhog]

[whatshouldwecallme]

What happens when I drink whiskey

[gothicprep]

how to get a boyfriend

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

[gifak-net]

[threewordsteve]

This fucked me up

[avtomata]

This is terrifying

[thomasjay32]

I’m confused

[sipnsyphe]

He’s upside down under water.