gay bar superstar

taylor kate. 33. nyc. 🌈. 🎉.🎭 i’ve been on this website way too damn long champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget

[notbeingnoticed]

[hxrmxz]

[vexheart]

[magpie-trove]

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

[urie]

my sister was like omg im so glad we both love heated rivalry you should send me your posts i want to read them!!! and i was like im not sure.......if you'd like that........

[urie]

[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[kitschyliving]

This little old lady covered her entire bathroom wall with Valentine candy box lids. I think it’s just swell.

[thebelchers]

We need to go over some ground rules for tonight, Miss Mouthy Bob's Burgers, Bad Tina (S02E08)

[thebelchers]

[clubcope]

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[e1derberry]

all a girlie needs is to be surrounded by her trinkets and have ambient lighting and maybe an open window with a slight breeze

[mr-nikolo-deactivated20170429]

[thehiddenhill]

[youvebeengalindafied]

love that in the wickedverse, this poor 12 year old is just stuck in the middle of the most insane dyke drama Oz has ever seen

[theskyexists]

#finding out that wicked originated from this line made me realize i have never been operating at even half of my yuri goggles potential (via spiribia)