mia-baywatch:
“I saved a B lister’s kid yesterday and now people keeping asking for selfies with me. It’s taken me twenty minutes to get to the lifeguard tower because people kept stopping me. It’s not like it was one of the Jolie-Pitt brood or anything”
“Ok but imagine if it was a Jolie-Pitt, you’d be a national hero. If it ever does happen, try not to forget us little ones when you’re a star. But actually great press for the beach, maybe now the town will buy us some cool new gadgets.”












