I enjoy peace and love

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

WHAT IS TODAYS EVIL PLAN

I AM MR EVIL VILLAIN PLOT MAN

MWAHAHAHA PREPARE TO BE FOILED DENIZENS OF TUMBLR AND BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER MWAHAHAHA! 

well I would be your ruler but my plots keep getting foiled…

NO MATTER I SHALL BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE FOREVER NO MATTER ALL THE “HEROS” THAT TRY TO STOP ME MWAHAHAHA 

CURRENT MEMBERS OF MY EVIL TEAM

@7-eleven-offical

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed

@knife-roomba-officol

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@roaring-knight-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@fall3n-angel-officol

@copyright-officol

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-officol

@trans-cousin-offical

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

What would you rate my last writing out of ten?

—Purple writing anon

9.7/10

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Greetings!

I am the writing anon!

That most likely already exists, so I’ll be the purple writing anon!

Here is my writing, please judge it honestly

The voices persisting

Every second of every day, I hear them. Voices, overlapping each other each with their own words creating a cacophony in my mind. I can’t hear my own thoughts over the voices that persist through the silence, slicing through any peaceful moments. Some voices tell me to persevere, some to adjourn. I cannot handle the voices any longer. I can only notice my own thoughts when writing them. No matter how long the voices persist, I will be the only one to hear them. Well I will hear them no longer.

—The purple writing anon

cewl:3

Me like

[fay-offical]

debating making another alt

chat should i do it

[burning-britain-official]

Yes

[fay-offical]

I made it :3 @lesboy-offical

[burning-britain-official]

You actually told me that it was you?

[fay-offical]

yes but that's because I don't think you've figured out my 6th and 7th alt

though i haven't posted on my 6th in a bit...i should probably do that...

[burning-britain-official]

Wait what? You have MORE???

[fay-offical]

yup the one i just made is my 8th

[burning-britain-official]

So I know of 5 of em

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

rookie numbers

I have 94 alts

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

what

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

what?

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

94 alts?????

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

yeah

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

How do you have so much???

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

lore purposes

[fay-offical]

debating making another alt

chat should i do it

[burning-britain-official]

Yes

[fay-offical]

I made it :3 @lesboy-offical

[burning-britain-official]

You actually told me that it was you?

[fay-offical]

yes but that's because I don't think you've figured out my 6th and 7th alt

though i haven't posted on my 6th in a bit...i should probably do that...

[burning-britain-official]

Wait what? You have MORE???

[fay-offical]

yup the one i just made is my 8th

[burning-britain-official]

So I know of 5 of em

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

rookie numbers

I have 94 alts

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

what

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

what?

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

94 alts?????

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

yeah

[fay-offical]

debating making another alt

chat should i do it

[burning-britain-official]

Yes

[fay-offical]

I made it :3 @lesboy-offical

[burning-britain-official]

You actually told me that it was you?

[fay-offical]

yes but that's because I don't think you've figured out my 6th and 7th alt

though i haven't posted on my 6th in a bit...i should probably do that...

[burning-britain-official]

Wait what? You have MORE???

[fay-offical]

yup the one i just made is my 8th

[burning-britain-official]

So I know of 5 of em

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

rookie numbers

I have 94 alts

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

what

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

what?

[fay-offical]

debating making another alt

chat should i do it

[burning-britain-official]

Yes

[fay-offical]

I made it :3 @lesboy-offical

[burning-britain-official]

You actually told me that it was you?

[fay-offical]

yes but that's because I don't think you've figured out my 6th and 7th alt

though i haven't posted on my 6th in a bit...i should probably do that...

[burning-britain-official]

Wait what? You have MORE???

[fay-offical]

yup the one i just made is my 8th

[burning-britain-official]

So I know of 5 of em

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

rookie numbers

I have 94 alts

[burning-britain-official]

Why? I only have 21

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

I have three book series’s worth of lore

[burning-britain-official]

My lore is just whatever I think is cool at the time

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

I am actively writing it as I go

[burning-britain-official]

Fair lol I still need to write down burns lore and do posts about his past

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

yea

[fay-offical]

debating making another alt

chat should i do it

[burning-britain-official]

Yes

[fay-offical]

I made it :3 @lesboy-offical

[burning-britain-official]

You actually told me that it was you?

[fay-offical]

yes but that's because I don't think you've figured out my 6th and 7th alt

though i haven't posted on my 6th in a bit...i should probably do that...

[burning-britain-official]

Wait what? You have MORE???

[fay-offical]

yup the one i just made is my 8th

[burning-britain-official]

So I know of 5 of em

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

rookie numbers

I have 94 alts

[burning-britain-official]

Why? I only have 21

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

I have three book series’s worth of lore

[burning-britain-official]

My lore is just whatever I think is cool at the time

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

I am actively writing it as I go

[fay-offical]

debating making another alt

chat should i do it

[burning-britain-official]

Yes

[fay-offical]

I made it :3 @lesboy-offical

[burning-britain-official]

You actually told me that it was you?

[fay-offical]

yes but that's because I don't think you've figured out my 6th and 7th alt

though i haven't posted on my 6th in a bit...i should probably do that...

[burning-britain-official]

Wait what? You have MORE???

[fay-offical]

yup the one i just made is my 8th

[burning-britain-official]

So I know of 5 of em

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

rookie numbers

I have 94 alts

[burning-britain-official]

Why? I only have 21

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

I have three book series’s worth of lore

[fay-offical]

debating making another alt

chat should i do it

[burning-britain-official]

Yes

[fay-offical]

I made it :3 @lesboy-offical

[burning-britain-official]

You actually told me that it was you?

[fay-offical]

yes but that's because I don't think you've figured out my 6th and 7th alt

though i haven't posted on my 6th in a bit...i should probably do that...

[burning-britain-official]

Wait what? You have MORE???

[fay-offical]

yup the one i just made is my 8th

[burning-britain-official]

So I know of 5 of em

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

rookie numbers

I have 94 alts

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

you know what

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical <- my child

@knife-roomba-offical 

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@roaring-knight-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical <- child

@killer-offical

@inferno-the-skywing

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical <- child

@sans-undertale-official

@wordoftheday-offical

ALL MY KIDS

@lilspark-offical

@kingsl3y7530 

@cosmic-entity-official 

@toaster-waffle-offical

@laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed

@themicroweman

@the-immortal-joa

@msgoodheroimprovwoman-offical

@real-love-offical

@milehicon-offical

@evil-the-one-and-only-piper

@evil-burning-brittain-official

@experiment-offical

@evil-no-one-offical

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@duckofmisfortuneoffical

@kinght-of-scarred-pride

@copyright-offical

@han-the-human

[deadpool-the-best-offical]

What up

I’m Deadpool pay me to kill peoples

Kinda just @killer-offical but good at my job

And of course

NO NSFW

You are free to flirt with me okay wolverine <3

And

@spidey-official @spiderman-offical

My friends ^

Anyway there is a shell head dude named sans he is gonna die first

Though the power of love for my wolverine

*yep*

*also I don’t care about your powers Deadpool will not die*

*you may think there is an OOC past this for more information but but there is a gun to my head do you know it’s pretty bad over here*

OH!

And @sans-the-skeleconch-offical you are first

That shell would look great on my shelf

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

WHAT!?

it hasn't even been a week why does everyone want me dead!?

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

maybe you were safer stuck in ice…

[copyright-offical]

Silly Game Time: I find most sports to be rather dull, quite frankly. So pick one sport, and then suggest a change in play or a new rule that would spice things up a bit.

(For Example: Tennis will now have a windmill instead of a net.)

Okay, so what if…football but with immortality

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

that honestly sounds amazing

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

HA!

HA HA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this'll be FUN.

good luck saving conch!

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

[Hey!] [So now you’ve met Syral!] [What do ya think of her?]

she’s cool!

my kinda person

[copyright-offical]

[Yep!] [Sure is hard not to like her presence huh!]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

yeah!

I’d love to collaborate with her on some inventions

[copyright-offical]

[I don’t know how she got into that actually…]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Everyone’s gotta have a hobby

[copyright-offical]

[Yeah, just didn’t see it coming.]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

you seem so nice most of the time

[copyright-offical]

[Thanks!] [But of course I’d be nice with Syral!]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

most of the time.

[copyright-offical]

[…] […yeah, sorry about that…] [Sometimes I get a little….y’know…]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

No, I don’t

Please educate me

[copyright-offical]

[Sometimes I get a little carried away…] [But of course I’d never with Syral!]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Could you provide an example?

[copyright-offical]

[Well, what happened to Kamhill…]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

what happened to kamhill?

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

[Hey!] [So now you’ve met Syral!] [What do ya think of her?]

she’s cool!

my kinda person

[copyright-offical]

[Yep!] [Sure is hard not to like her presence huh!]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

yeah!

I’d love to collaborate with her on some inventions

[copyright-offical]

[I don’t know how she got into that actually…]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Everyone’s gotta have a hobby

[copyright-offical]

[Yeah, just didn’t see it coming.]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

you seem so nice most of the time

[copyright-offical]

[Thanks!] [But of course I’d be nice with Syral!]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

most of the time.

[copyright-offical]

[…] […yeah, sorry about that…] [Sometimes I get a little….y’know…]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

No, I don’t

Please educate me

[copyright-offical]

[Sometimes I get a little carried away…] [But of course I’d never with Syral!]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Could you provide an example?

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

[Hey!] [So now you’ve met Syral!] [What do ya think of her?]

she’s cool!

my kinda person

[copyright-offical]

[Yep!] [Sure is hard not to like her presence huh!]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

yeah!

I’d love to collaborate with her on some inventions

[copyright-offical]

[I don’t know how she got into that actually…]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

Everyone’s gotta have a hobby

[copyright-offical]

[Yeah, just didn’t see it coming.]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

you seem so nice most of the time

[copyright-offical]

[Thanks!] [But of course I’d be nice with Syral!]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

most of the time.

[copyright-offical]

[…] […yeah, sorry about that…] [Sometimes I get a little….y’know…]

[mrevilvillanplotman-unoffical]

No, I don’t

Please educate me