After like over a year of having tumblr I just now learned how to do this, aka: "Very Long Intro Post" (also: "Long-Ass Post Alllll About Me Because Idk Info For You, The People Who Probably Barely Care")
11/1/25 Ok so I'm tryna dedicate this acc to my own shenanigans, but have never tried to make a new blog and stuff before, but here is the new one for me to reblog stuff: @mr-fost-but-less-cool, this one is for my own stuff for the most part
also https://www.tumblr.com/blog/mr-fost-needing-a-place-4-mcr is my MCR blog, url pasted bc tumblr was not suggesting the @ to me no matter what
:)
Hey guys, my name is Alex, my favorite animal is probably Jurassic Park, I love homework and I love hitting the nae nae.
That was a vine joke sorry
I am known by the ancient name foretold by the elders: Mr. Fost
I don't care what pronouns you call me, I very slightly prefer they/them, but I dont care, also it's funny because people trying to misgender me can't even be wrong lol
I'm punk but I deeply love emo music and stuff, also goth people and msuic are epic and I want to spite my goth-disliking sister by maybe dressing goth every now and then when I get older
1/1/26 edit: uhhhh so actually i may just mostly be emo but also punk bit stillll
ALSO I'M A MINOR BTW, PLEASE RANDOM WOMEN WITH YOUR BUTTS AS YOUR ENTIRE PROFILE PLEASE STOP OMG I'M A MINOR PLEASE(I KNOW THAT'RE PROBABLY NOT REAL BUT PLEASE ROBOTS, STOP)
I can't donate, I deeply apologize
This is basically just a shitpost acc for me, I am serious on occasion, but I mostly just say things with almost no regard for whatever, i dont even know what I'm trying to say now
I really, really, really like "Weird Al" Yankovic and My Chemical Romance
I really really like Megamind, Skyrim, Phineas and ferb, DIYing, hating on capitalism and bigotry, Fall Out Boy, emo music, sleeping, making lists, vines, Matt Rose, Bad Lip Reading, oxygen(I have to have it!), Weird Al, MCR, and music
I really like reading, video games, being silly, "W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON??(ON?)", playing bass guitar, playing xylophone, Weird Al, MCR, and not going outside
Professional band kid, I played xylophone this season, we did pretty well for having moved up a division, here's my recounting of much of the day: Marching districts 2025
I am not in choir, yippee, I'm so good at singing one song, actually idk how good of a voice I have but whatever, I am a proud tenor(im proud bc that's low for a girl so yippee)
I have other accounts and stuff but I'm really loserly on there, you don't want to know me there, nor will I most likely even grant you knowledge because internet safety and stuff idk, then again I have great music taste so you knowwwww if you wanna get my spotifyyyyyy...(though I hate spotify btw it really sucks, I'm not using it rn because ice ads)
Some trivial things I hate: Sweet potatoes, walnuts, singing head voice, Weird Al haters, Shrek 2, a specific sound that babies make sometimes, the verb "trundle", being cold, being hot, Waycest, when people say "grub" as a word for food(someone said it to me irl once like unironically, dead serious, and I was shuddering for like 30 seconds)
Instruments I have played(this includes stuff like the fact that I don't know how to play harmonica, but I would mess about with one as a child): Triangle, tambourine, castanets, crash cymbals, suspended cymbals, drumset, bass drum, snare drum, tenor drums, xylophone, glockenspiel, marimba(I think?), tubular bells, piano, harmonica, recorder, clarinet(if you count getting out one disgusting B flat), euphonium, bass guitar, and guitar.
I say a lot of things about my band director because he's in probably my top 5 favorite people ever
my sister as well, she's my favorite person(but there are others who are very close, dw)
Also I am definitely the guy in my pfp, that's me
hey people who know me irl and have read this far for some reason, tell me, am I funnier here or irl? b honest plz i can take it, It'll be a compliment yay
HE'S WON 20% OF THE PRIMARY VOTES?????? ALSO THE MAYOR LITERALLY HAS EXTRA SECURITY BC THIS GUY HATES HER SO FREAKING MUVH AND LITERALLY TOLD PEOPLE HE WOULDN'T BE MAD IF SOMEONE KILLED HER(HE'S MAD BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO HELP HOMELESS PEOPLE????????)
I'M ALMOST CRYING I HATE THIS STATE GET ME OUTTA HERE WHY IS SOME GUY MAD BECAUSE THIS LADY WANTS TO MAKE HOUSING MORE AFFORDABLE??????
also he used to be a cop so it kinda checks out, also understand I distrust cops a lot, I know there are some chill ones, but he's the main reason why i am very aware that my school cop could be evil and shoot me for having a meltdown at school or something
HE'S WON 20% OF THE PRIMARY VOTES?????? ALSO THE MAYOR LITERALLY HAS EXTRA SECURITY BC THIS GUY HATES HER SO FREAKING MUVH AND LITERALLY TOLD PEOPLE HE WOULDN'T BE MAD IF SOMEONE KILLED HER(HE'S MAD BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO HELP HOMELESS PEOPLE????????)
I'M ALMOST CRYING I HATE THIS STATE GET ME OUTTA HERE WHY IS SOME GUY MAD BECAUSE THIS LADY WANTS TO MAKE HOUSING MORE AFFORDABLE??????
@dip-n-sippy @boxboi51 @besil-timesly @gargoyles4days @runawaywine37 @worm-holes-doodles @cupheadreincarnatedofficial @nexusfr22 @ashthedweeb @michskinner and any other moots who wanna join! ^^
ooh i think oreo hair would look good on you, also ty for tagging me (sorry for taking so long to do it i've had little to no internet the past few days and tumblr wouldnt load)
im dyeing my hair blue eventually, i swear...
not forced tags: @quaking-in-my-converse @the-koolest-kal @nerdwholikesnerdythings @heartsforsayori
Uhhh my user is masterofnone which means that... everything but really average?? And artemisia means blessing of the goddess artemis and also a flower...
Homies how OP am i
@soil-clown @obsessivebookwormalert @flyerguardian @chocymilkmilo @jacksfoxevangeline @nemothebookfish and uhh
@dip-n-sippy @boxboi51 @besil-timesly @gargoyles4days @runawaywine37 @worm-holes-doodles @cupheadreincarnatedofficial @nexusfr22 @ashthedweeb @michskinner and any other moots who wanna join! ^^
So I am gf mostly bc wheat in America is low-quality and is not good for me. So today I was taking a bath and my sister very kindly brought me a cookie and some milk. She said that the cookie is half gf flour and half original quality flour, so only have one in case I feel sick.
I assumed the milk was almondmilk. Acting on that, I chugged the whole glass in like 5 seconds and then was like "oh no. That was milk." So now that's the reason I feel sick, not the fancy wheat lmao
I'm playing that graduation tonight, and I'm putting together my outfit rn, and I just said "Oh, I forgot we don't need to wear black! ... What else do I have?"
someone's last name was Gerard and I put my hands on my face and freaked out and was like rocking or something and the drummer two chairs to the right of me was like ???? and I violently mouthed "AUTISM" at her and she smiled and nodded
another time a mic went out and a lady was saying "check check check" into the new one and I freaked out yet again cause check check check check
BRO I JUST LOOKED AND REALIZED I HAVE AN ACCIDENTALLY PUBLIC PINTEREST BOARD CALLED "LOOK AT LATER AND ORGANIZE YOU NERD WEAKLING RAT" LIKE BRO I THOUGHT IT WAS PRIVAAATEEEE
I'm playing that graduation tonight, and I'm putting together my outfit rn, and I just said "Oh, I forgot we don't need to wear black! ... What else do I have?"
This morning: New friend?
I was talking to this girl in my first period and right before the bell rang to end school(bc finals, backward schedule), I was like "Hey, it's been really nice to talk to you this semester, every now and then I'd be like 'AUUUUGHHH FIRST PERIOD I HATE MY TEACHER but hey I have you in this class!'" and she was like "no same omg it's been so nice getting to know you, I hadn't talked to you much before," and then we talked about summer and stuff. We also talked about Jarritos bc I mentioned I was going to get mexican food for lunch, and she said she used to get strawberry Jarritos at this one place, but they dont sell it anymore, and then after school I got some strawberry Jarritos in her honor, however I did not get her phone number as I should've so I might have to email her a picture of my drink
I saw my dear friend @lemoncatssss in the hall and I commenced sprinting the almost entire way down the school hallway and was making a whole racket and got stared at and maybe almost knocked her over by hugging and then my history teacher walked by and laughed at me
This afternoon: I played some Tomodachi Life LTD on the lawn and then just was lying there in the sun for like 20 minutes and was so refreshed.
Then I read like 10 chapters of my immortal and read some of them dramatically out loud to myself
Just now: I saw a picture of Gerard and Mikey Way, and I said "Mikey and ✨Britney✨"(clapped my hands together at the same time as saying britney) DONT ASK ME WHY I CALLED HIM BRITNEY
I think it's bc in a quest I managed to hit this lady b4 she hit me(I was gonna end up killing her anyway) so the legendary guy visited and told me that he's come back after I killed a certain guy and he'd see me in a location he deems secure(i turned around after the convo and there were literally two people in the house I was in)
