Tonight Matthew I'm going to be . . . Herbert Lemon
Friends, romans, countrymen lend me your ears.
After taking the realms of Facebook and Twitter by storm (I often exaggerate) I have now turned my attention to the mystical world of tumblr. I realise without any followers as of yet :( this post may seem somewhat negligent, nevertheless I'd like to lose my tumblrginity by telling you a bit about myself.
My name is Herbert Lemon, I'm 6 foot, have blonde hair and blue eyes (I realise I may sound Aryan to those who have never met me) I'm the youngest of three, my parents are both older and I dream of one day being famous in some shape or form. I am still clueless as to how this dream can be achieved as I possess no discernible talent, other than basket weaving, wolf whistling and monopoly none of which are Olympic sports (get on the case Lord Coe!) but I'm hoping this blog can somehow send me in the right direction. My main passion is writing so hopefully this medium will allow me to share my work (good or bad) with the world. But I will also be posting about anything interesting or thought provoking that takes place in my daily life. Until then I follow the advice of one my idols Tommy Cooper who said always leave them laughing so . . .
I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me "What does surrender mean?" I said "I give up."
Until next time, That's all folks!
Herbert Lemon