Detective

The unending adventures

[mrlibertywhitfield]

I gave up at the feet. So we don’t have feet.

[letmebegaytodd]

Video game protagonists getting almost recognized because of their fame but it's like Tony Hawk's tweets

Skyrim shopkeeper, processing a transaction: I wonder what the Dragonborn's up to

The Dragonborn: this

[letmebegaytodd]

NCR Ranger: are you the Courier

Courier: yes

NCR Ranger: why

Courier, over narration: and i had no idea how to answer

[badjokesbyjeff]

Dave was getting robbed in the desert

he gave the robber his money and asked the robber shoot a few bullets in his hat to make it believable to his wife that he was robbed.

he then asked,“ shoot a few bullets in the coat while you’re at it, I want to look like I fought you and not look like a coward”

after the robber shot the coat, he said, “shoot a few holes-”

“please, no more holes, I’m out of bullets”

“that’s what I wanted to hear. now give me back the wallet and some more money for the hat and coat you destroyed before I beat you black and blue”

[sweeteggy]

i haven’t drawn the boys in a while and i wanted to draw something sweet

[edsophile]

Oh! Double D is yanking fence boards. That zipper sound effect had me thinking he was tugging on another kind of wood.

[sweeteggy]

WHAT

[mrlibertywhitfield]

Oh dear god I never noticed.

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

I had an abortion after a fatal fetal diagnosis. Amy Barrett could take that choice away.

My stomach dropped when I learned that President Donald Trump had nominated Judge Amy Coney Barrett, a staunch opponent of abortion rights, to the Supreme Court.

Abortion is deeply personal to me. In 1993, I was well into the second trimester of a much desired pregnancy. After a series of miscarriages, I was thrilled everything seemed to be going well. But during the 17th week, a routine ultrasound revealed that our fetus had a devastating anomaly. An anomaly so severe that even if I was able to carry to term, our baby would live only for a few short hours. Stunned and heartbroken, I stumbled out of the room.

My husband and I are both doctors. As we would with any other medical diagnosis, we sought advice from my physician. With her help, we evaluated the treatment options, risks and likely outcomes of continuing my pregnancy. Together, the three of us reached the very difficult decision that I should have an abortion. My husband and I wanted a third child, and it was clear that the physical and emotional toll of continuing the pregnancy would jeopardize and delay the vision we had for our family’s future.

We were fortunate we could make that choice. We live in New York, a state where abortion is accessible. We had access to skilled, compassionate doctors and we had insurance to help with our expenses. Unfortunately, this isn’t the case for so many women. Women living in red states face state-enacted barriers to abortion care, like clinic closures, mandatory waiting periods or ultrasounds — all designed to make abortion less available and more expensive. These barriers impede medical care, harming low-income women and communities of color most of all.

If Judge Barrett is confirmed to the Supreme Court, those restrictions will likely become the norm. In her short tenure as a judge, Judge Barrett has voted multiple times to uphold restrictions on abortions and in 2006, she signed onto an advertisement that described the legacy of Roe v. Wade as “barbaric”. If women and families lose the protection of Roe v. Wade they will no longer have the freedom to make their own reproductive health decisions, as I was able to back in 1993. It is because I was able to have an abortion that my husband and I were able to successfully have a third child.

[mrlibertywhitfield]

I paid for a friend’s abortion because she didn’t want to have a baby.

[letmebegaytodd]

I think fo4 should give you the option to go full hereditary dinner scene on father every time he talks to you

Father: *speaks*

Sole:

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??

[rebellum]

Hnn could you imagine.. a suit embroidered with baroque pearls… a LACE CAPE gently floating behind the groom… a fuckin sword..

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

oh my god…. your m i n d…. the wedding industry is quaking 

[keltik]

Meanwhile in Scotland…

[moonybyte]

YO, there are SO MANY great groom outfits around the world where he is dressed all in silk, lace, gold, pearls and glitter, with capes and scarves, hats and stitchery and I find it so sad that most of these countries switch over to “suit”. Like, look at these handsome boys!

India

Sudan

China (traditional)

Nigeria

Indonesia

Mongolia

Ghana

Ethiopia

Poland

Romania

Russia (1)

Russia (2)

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

*shakes fist at sky*

damn you western marriage culture

[kreature-ofthenight]

may I add

Norway

japan 

japan the hard core traditional wedding costume

Turkey

Hungary

Navajo

maori (new zealand)

Fiji

Tonga

[fatherharlot]

Here are some gay wedding additions:

India

India-Pakistan

South Africa

Thailand

Japan

Georgia

[apassionateempress]

This last addition to this ^^^ is my genuinely my most favorite part!

[randomrav3ns]

I rb’d a different version of this and added other cultures (including that Georgian one – which, ftr, notes that these guys are Georgians in America, because if they’d worn those clothes [chokha] in Georgia as openly gay men having a gay wedding, there’s a not-insignificant chance they would’ve gotten killed, since gay men aren’t considered “real men” and only “real men” are deemed worthy of wearing chokha. Which I think is contextual information worth sharing here – that this isn’t just beautiful cultural garb but also a very deliberate act of defiance and pride using that clothing in the face of the intensely hypermasculine, homophobic culture it comes from).

Rb’ing this alternative version just because I love the inclusion of some of the other same-gender weddings.

[catchymemes]

[whifferdills]

https://www.the-pro-creator.com/2019/01/I-hate-adobe-and-so-should-you.html

[sinmenon]

I’m posting the links here because the link keeps on a loop with adfly

IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try GIMP Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PAINT.DOT.NET Instead of ILLUSTRATOR, try INKSCAPE Instead of INDESIGN, try CANVA or SCRIBUS

IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try DAVINCI RESOLVE Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try OPENTOONZ or BLENDER Instead of AFTER EFFECTS, try WAX, BLENDER or FUSION

IF YOU BUILD WEBSITES OR SOFTWARE Instead of DREAMWAVER, SPARK or XD, try WIX, WEEBLY, or WORDPRESS.COM or WORDPRESS.ORG

IF YOU DO STUFF THAT REQUIRES THESE OTHER PROGRAMS Instead of AUDITION, try AUDACITY Instead of ACROBAT PRO, try FOXIT READER or PDF ESCAPE Instead of INCOPY, try LOVING YOURSELF AND USING LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE (WHO USES THIS???)

IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS OR FONTS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try PEXELS, UNSPLASH, or PIXABAY Instead of ADOBE PHONTS, try GOOGLE FONTS or DAFONT

BONUS: If you need FREE MUSIC OR SOUND EFFECTS, try YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY or SOUNDBIBLE

My bonuses:

IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try FIREALPACA , SAI , SKETCHBOOK or KRITA (these latter two are great!) Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PHOTOSCAPE

IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try SHOTCUT Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try PENCIL2D ANIMATION, LIVE2D, OR E-MOTE

IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try MORGUEFILE.COM

[someemochick]

[mrlibertywhitfield]

All my characters end up being overpowered little girls with daddy issues. What does that say about me?

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

Abortion Clinic Employee Shares How Some Pro-Life Women Act When They Come In As Customers

I am not surprised that anti-choice zealots would hypocritically obtain abortions, but I am thoroughly fucking shocked that they wouldn’t even attempt to hide their anti-choice views when doing so. 

[letmebegaytodd]

Lone coming across that half of a door that requires a lockpick skill of 100

[letmebegaytodd]

This one

[gif87a-com]

[eevonb]

sound up.

[geekyjessica]

This is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen.

[mrlibertywhitfield]

When your friend needs a confidence booster

[anxietyproblem]

[jehovahhthickness]

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

[lexxgotthejuice]

Not telling anybody.

[grandpaq]

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

[asia-divine]

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

[lenatheninjax3]

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

[magical-flying-moron]

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

[mrlibertywhitfield]

Reblog if you want to be the one throwing the money because you just have that much to spare.

[vaporize-employers]

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

[khattikeri]

does that include bread

[vaporize-employers]

yes

[vaporize-employers]

[doomgeneration1995]

Here’s the USDA mold chart

[thehugwizard]

VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrlibertywhitfield]

I kinda thought this was all common knowledge so now I’m worried how many people are out there shoving mold down their throats.

[immortal-maschine]

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

[kaijubrains]

Forbidden nesquik 

[hisakata-resutomoshibi]

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

[immortal-maschine]

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached