Mr. Madness

@mrmadness101

Rp blog of M from Mario's Madness. (My own like HEAVILY divergent version of him since he has like, no character in canon) I LOVE roleplay, can't get enough of it. Current interest: idk. I'm 18.

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*It was a particularly sunny day in Gravity Falls, the wind was blowing softly amongst the forest surrounding the Mystery Shack, as 3 shady looking pickups began to pull uo onto the front of said Shack. Out of those trucks, about 8 men came out, armed to the teeth with rifles of the Ak variety. One of them, who seemed to be the boss, ordered his men to "Find that girl and deal with her! Wherever she is..."

And as the captain orded, his men obeyed, busting down the entrance door and beginning to search the cabin...*

@mrmadness101

[Mabel was upstairs, getting a couple things she'd forgotten for the family day at the lake. She was putting them all into a bucket when she heard a crash downstairs. She and Waddles shared a look.]

*The captain and his men angrily searched the cabin, knocking over attractions, kicking down doors, and all and all just kinda fucked up the cabin in anyway they can in their relentless pursuit of Mable.*

"Mable! Come out! We won't hurt you! I promise!... pft, yeah right. We're totally gonna shoot her 300 times when we find her."

[She heard the first part of the sentence, but also the rough way they were tearing through the house. She locked the attic door, grabbed Waddles, and hid in the closet.]

"Her name is Mabel! M-a-b-e-l! Not mAbLe or maple you stupid illiterate!"

"Oh WOWWWWWWW!"

"Where were you last night, Raul? The spelling bee? Just shut up and keep looking. She can't hide forever. MABEL! COME OUT! Whatever you think, it's all just a terrible misunderstanding! Show yourself, and we'll sort it all out!"

*Of course, their rough search of the house made it's way into the attic, as one of the men opens the latch to Dipper and Mable's room.*

[She held her breath, holding Waddles close to her chest, behind a coat in the closet. She had no idea what they wanted from her...]

"Oh my fucking god... MABEL! THE LONGER YOU HIDE, THE ANGRIER WE GET! COME OUT, AND MAKE THIS EASIER FOR YOURSELF!"

*The man then fully entered the room, and began aggressively searching it in it's entirety, save for the closet. He looked under the beds, out the window, even at the ceiling, where all of the moldy spots where.*

[Mabel was torn between being terrified to her core to wondering how stupid these people were to have not looked in the closet yet.]

*Finally, after a bit, the man decides to go looking in the closet.*

"I swear to lord M himself, if she's in the closet, I'm gonna stab her 28 times."l

[Her breath hitched, and she gripped her trusty grappling hook.]

"Hey! Mabel Pines! You in there? Come out! We got plenty of handsome boys! And... uh, pancakes! Yeah! Just come out! It'll be ok!"

*The man said, as he shuffled through the clothes in search of Mabel... unaware of the danger hiding within...*

[As soon as she caught sight of him, she thrusted her hand forward and grappling hook-ed him RIGHT in the face.]

"I have a girlfriend!!"

[While he was recovering, she slipped past him out of the closet.]

"Hey! What was that?!"

"Doesn't matter! Open fire! Now now now!" *The remaining men all opened fire above them, hoping that at least one of their shots would hit mabel.*

[Mabel ducked and put her hands over her head, scrambling to get to the box that sat beside Dipper's bed. One bullet hit her leg and she screamed, but didn't give up.]

[On the floor now, she pressed herself against the wall and grabbed the long table that stood between the twins' beds, using all her strength to tip it over, creating at least a bit of a barrier, even if it's temporary. She rummaged through the box she'd found, trying to stay calm (which was hard).]

"She screamed! We got her now! Just keep shooting until she's dead! YOU HEAR ME, MABEL!? YOU'RE DONE!!!"

*The men all continued their fire into the roof, mostly focusing on where they heard the scream from.*

*It was a particularly sunny day in Gravity Falls, the wind was blowing softly amongst the forest surrounding the Mystery Shack, as 3 shady looking pickups began to pull uo onto the front of said Shack. Out of those trucks, about 8 men came out, armed to the teeth with rifles of the Ak variety. One of them, who seemed to be the boss, ordered his men to "Find that girl and deal with her! Wherever she is..."

And as the captain orded, his men obeyed, busting down the entrance door and beginning to search the cabin...*

@mrmadness101

[Mabel was upstairs, getting a couple things she'd forgotten for the family day at the lake. She was putting them all into a bucket when she heard a crash downstairs. She and Waddles shared a look.]

*The captain and his men angrily searched the cabin, knocking over attractions, kicking down doors, and all and all just kinda fucked up the cabin in anyway they can in their relentless pursuit of Mable.*

"Mable! Come out! We won't hurt you! I promise!... pft, yeah right. We're totally gonna shoot her 300 times when we find her."

[She heard the first part of the sentence, but also the rough way they were tearing through the house. She locked the attic door, grabbed Waddles, and hid in the closet.]

"Her name is Mabel! M-a-b-e-l! Not mAbLe or maple you stupid illiterate!"

"Oh WOWWWWWWW!"

"Where were you last night, Raul? The spelling bee? Just shut up and keep looking. She can't hide forever. MABEL! COME OUT! Whatever you think, it's all just a terrible misunderstanding! Show yourself, and we'll sort it all out!"

*Of course, their rough search of the house made it's way into the attic, as one of the men opens the latch to Dipper and Mable's room.*

[She held her breath, holding Waddles close to her chest, behind a coat in the closet. She had no idea what they wanted from her...]

"Oh my fucking god... MABEL! THE LONGER YOU HIDE, THE ANGRIER WE GET! COME OUT, AND MAKE THIS EASIER FOR YOURSELF!"

*The man then fully entered the room, and began aggressively searching it in it's entirety, save for the closet. He looked under the beds, out the window, even at the ceiling, where all of the moldy spots where.*

[Mabel was torn between being terrified to her core to wondering how stupid these people were to have not looked in the closet yet.]

*Finally, after a bit, the man decides to go looking in the closet.*

"I swear to lord M himself, if she's in the closet, I'm gonna stab her 28 times."l

[Her breath hitched, and she gripped her trusty grappling hook.]

"Hey! Mabel Pines! You in there? Come out! We got plenty of handsome boys! And... uh, pancakes! Yeah! Just come out! It'll be ok!"

*The man said, as he shuffled through the clothes in search of Mabel... unaware of the danger hiding within...*

[As soon as she caught sight of him, she thrusted her hand forward and grappling hook-ed him RIGHT in the face.]

"I have a girlfriend!!"

[While he was recovering, she slipped past him out of the closet.]

"Hey! What was that?!"

"Doesn't matter! Open fire! Now now now!" *The remaining men all opened fire above them, hoping that at least one of their shots would hit mabel.*

*It was a particularly sunny day in Gravity Falls, the wind was blowing softly amongst the forest surrounding the Mystery Shack, as 3 shady looking pickups began to pull uo onto the front of said Shack. Out of those trucks, about 8 men came out, armed to the teeth with rifles of the Ak variety. One of them, who seemed to be the boss, ordered his men to "Find that girl and deal with her! Wherever she is..."

And as the captain orded, his men obeyed, busting down the entrance door and beginning to search the cabin...*

@mrmadness101

[Mabel was upstairs, getting a couple things she'd forgotten for the family day at the lake. She was putting them all into a bucket when she heard a crash downstairs. She and Waddles shared a look.]

*The captain and his men angrily searched the cabin, knocking over attractions, kicking down doors, and all and all just kinda fucked up the cabin in anyway they can in their relentless pursuit of Mable.*

"Mable! Come out! We won't hurt you! I promise!... pft, yeah right. We're totally gonna shoot her 300 times when we find her."

[She heard the first part of the sentence, but also the rough way they were tearing through the house. She locked the attic door, grabbed Waddles, and hid in the closet.]

"Her name is Mabel! M-a-b-e-l! Not mAbLe or maple you stupid illiterate!"

"Oh WOWWWWWWW!"

"Where were you last night, Raul? The spelling bee? Just shut up and keep looking. She can't hide forever. MABEL! COME OUT! Whatever you think, it's all just a terrible misunderstanding! Show yourself, and we'll sort it all out!"

*Of course, their rough search of the house made it's way into the attic, as one of the men opens the latch to Dipper and Mable's room.*

[She held her breath, holding Waddles close to her chest, behind a coat in the closet. She had no idea what they wanted from her...]

"Oh my fucking god... MABEL! THE LONGER YOU HIDE, THE ANGRIER WE GET! COME OUT, AND MAKE THIS EASIER FOR YOURSELF!"

*The man then fully entered the room, and began aggressively searching it in it's entirety, save for the closet. He looked under the beds, out the window, even at the ceiling, where all of the moldy spots where.*

[Mabel was torn between being terrified to her core to wondering how stupid these people were to have not looked in the closet yet.]

*Finally, after a bit, the man decides to go looking in the closet.*

"I swear to lord M himself, if she's in the closet, I'm gonna stab her 28 times."l

[Her breath hitched, and she gripped her trusty grappling hook.]

"Hey! Mabel Pines! You in there? Come out! We got plenty of handsome boys! And... uh, pancakes! Yeah! Just come out! It'll be ok!"

*The man said, as he shuffled through the clothes in search of Mabel... unaware of the danger hiding within...*

*It was a particularly sunny day in Gravity Falls, the wind was blowing softly amongst the forest surrounding the Mystery Shack, as 3 shady looking pickups began to pull uo onto the front of said Shack. Out of those trucks, about 8 men came out, armed to the teeth with rifles of the Ak variety. One of them, who seemed to be the boss, ordered his men to "Find that girl and deal with her! Wherever she is..."

And as the captain orded, his men obeyed, busting down the entrance door and beginning to search the cabin...*

@mrmadness101

[Mabel was upstairs, getting a couple things she'd forgotten for the family day at the lake. She was putting them all into a bucket when she heard a crash downstairs. She and Waddles shared a look.]

*The captain and his men angrily searched the cabin, knocking over attractions, kicking down doors, and all and all just kinda fucked up the cabin in anyway they can in their relentless pursuit of Mable.*

"Mable! Come out! We won't hurt you! I promise!... pft, yeah right. We're totally gonna shoot her 300 times when we find her."

[She heard the first part of the sentence, but also the rough way they were tearing through the house. She locked the attic door, grabbed Waddles, and hid in the closet.]

"Her name is Mabel! M-a-b-e-l! Not mAbLe or maple you stupid illiterate!"

"Oh WOWWWWWWW!"

"Where were you last night, Raul? The spelling bee? Just shut up and keep looking. She can't hide forever. MABEL! COME OUT! Whatever you think, it's all just a terrible misunderstanding! Show yourself, and we'll sort it all out!"

*Of course, their rough search of the house made it's way into the attic, as one of the men opens the latch to Dipper and Mable's room.*

[She held her breath, holding Waddles close to her chest, behind a coat in the closet. She had no idea what they wanted from her...]

"Oh my fucking god... MABEL! THE LONGER YOU HIDE, THE ANGRIER WE GET! COME OUT, AND MAKE THIS EASIER FOR YOURSELF!"

*The man then fully entered the room, and began aggressively searching it in it's entirety, save for the closet. He looked under the beds, out the window, even at the ceiling, where all of the moldy spots where.*

[Mabel was torn between being terrified to her core to wondering how stupid these people were to have not looked in the closet yet.]

*Finally, after a bit, the man decides to go looking in the closet.*

"I swear to lord M himself, if she's in the closet, I'm gonna stab her 28 times."l

#28 STAB WOUNDS

*It was a particularly sunny day in Gravity Falls, the wind was blowing softly amongst the forest surrounding the Mystery Shack, as 3 shady looking pickups began to pull uo onto the front of said Shack. Out of those trucks, about 8 men came out, armed to the teeth with rifles of the Ak variety. One of them, who seemed to be the boss, ordered his men to "Find that girl and deal with her! Wherever she is..."

And as the captain orded, his men obeyed, busting down the entrance door and beginning to search the cabin...*

@mrmadness101

[Mabel was upstairs, getting a couple things she'd forgotten for the family day at the lake. She was putting them all into a bucket when she heard a crash downstairs. She and Waddles shared a look.]

*The captain and his men angrily searched the cabin, knocking over attractions, kicking down doors, and all and all just kinda fucked up the cabin in anyway they can in their relentless pursuit of Mable.*

"Mable! Come out! We won't hurt you! I promise!... pft, yeah right. We're totally gonna shoot her 300 times when we find her."

[She heard the first part of the sentence, but also the rough way they were tearing through the house. She locked the attic door, grabbed Waddles, and hid in the closet.]

"Her name is Mabel! M-a-b-e-l! Not mAbLe or maple you stupid illiterate!"

"Oh WOWWWWWWW!"

"Where were you last night, Raul? The spelling bee? Just shut up and keep looking. She can't hide forever. MABEL! COME OUT! Whatever you think, it's all just a terrible misunderstanding! Show yourself, and we'll sort it all out!"

*Of course, their rough search of the house made it's way into the attic, as one of the men opens the latch to Dipper and Mable's room.*

[She held her breath, holding Waddles close to her chest, behind a coat in the closet. She had no idea what they wanted from her...]

"Oh my fucking god... MABEL! THE LONGER YOU HIDE, THE ANGRIER WE GET! COME OUT, AND MAKE THIS EASIER FOR YOURSELF!"

*The man then fully entered the room, and began aggressively searching it in it's entirety, save for the closet. He looked under the beds, out the window, even at the ceiling, where all of the moldy spots where.*

*It was a particularly sunny day in Gravity Falls, the wind was blowing softly amongst the forest surrounding the Mystery Shack, as 3 shady looking pickups began to pull uo onto the front of said Shack. Out of those trucks, about 8 men came out, armed to the teeth with rifles of the Ak variety. One of them, who seemed to be the boss, ordered his men to "Find that girl and deal with her! Wherever she is..."

And as the captain orded, his men obeyed, busting down the entrance door and beginning to search the cabin...*

@mrmadness101

[Mabel was upstairs, getting a couple things she'd forgotten for the family day at the lake. She was putting them all into a bucket when she heard a crash downstairs. She and Waddles shared a look.]

*The captain and his men angrily searched the cabin, knocking over attractions, kicking down doors, and all and all just kinda fucked up the cabin in anyway they can in their relentless pursuit of Mable.*

"Mable! Come out! We won't hurt you! I promise!... pft, yeah right. We're totally gonna shoot her 300 times when we find her."

[She heard the first part of the sentence, but also the rough way they were tearing through the house. She locked the attic door, grabbed Waddles, and hid in the closet.]

"Her name is Mabel! M-a-b-e-l! Not mAbLe or maple you stupid illiterate!"

"Oh WOWWWWWWW!"

"Where were you last night, Raul? The spelling bee? Just shut up and keep looking. She can't hide forever. MABEL! COME OUT! Whatever you think, it's all just a terrible misunderstanding! Show yourself, and we'll sort it all out!"

*Of course, their rough search of the house made it's way into the attic, as one of the men opens the latch to Dipper and Mable's room.*

*It was a particularly sunny day in Gravity Falls, the wind was blowing softly amongst the forest surrounding the Mystery Shack, as 3 shady looking pickups began to pull uo onto the front of said Shack. Out of those trucks, about 8 men came out, armed to the teeth with rifles of the Ak variety. One of them, who seemed to be the boss, ordered his men to "Find that girl and deal with her! Wherever she is..."

And as the captain orded, his men obeyed, busting down the entrance door and beginning to search the cabin...*

@mrmadness101

[Mabel was upstairs, getting a couple things she'd forgotten for the family day at the lake. She was putting them all into a bucket when she heard a crash downstairs. She and Waddles shared a look.]

*The captain and his men angrily searched the cabin, knocking over attractions, kicking down doors, and all and all just kinda fucked up the cabin in anyway they can in their relentless pursuit of Mable.*

"Mable! Come out! We won't hurt you! I promise!... pft, yeah right. We're totally gonna shoot her 300 times when we find her."

caffeine-boy1007

Oh, Really?

Does that mean you believe in

NOTHINGNESS?

I believe in you leaving me alone! I was in the middle of my favorite part of The Year of Julian when you sent this.

(...sorry, I get kinda passionate about this game...)

Answer my question, boy. Or your friends won't be looking as pretty tomorrow.

discourserealness

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

socialjusticeolivia

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

gumsmack-deactivated20180527

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

constellations-and-energy

WHAT THE FUCK EW????????

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE

yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.

Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.

trevorr-belmont

hey y’all, remember this. report if you see it.

lawlietifhewascool

No no no I meant name five foods that end with the word "um".

ah.

Chrysanthemum.

plum.

Sugar plum.

Candied plum.

Yogurt and plum.

#you're did it #lelelelel

lawlietifhewascool

Hey L, can you name 5 foods that end with Um?

.

.

.

If you need a moment longer to think, I can wait. It's no trouble.

caffeine-boy1007

Play my game

Not sure if I want to since you literally tried to kill me when I started this blog, but... okay, I guess???

Heheheheheheheheheh we gunna get u

asktoonlink-blog

Important Announcement

Some major personal issues have recently come up in my family life and until further notice, I no longer have a computer at home. For the next while it’s very likely I’m only going to have access to a computer when I’m at my father’s, which doesn’t happen terribly often.

So unfortunately, this means I’m going to have to put Ask Toon Link on hiatus. I may update occasionally, but I’m sorry to say you shouldn’t count on that. You have my apologies guys, and I hope this will all clear up soon.

13 years later:

💀☠️⚰️

Happy birthday to Simon, the reason Rewrite is even a thing! Yes, I celebrate my own characters’ birthdays. What of it?

caffeine-boy1007

I remember this party! I think it was my seventh birthday. Lilia is about five minutes away from spilling orange soda all over her dress, hee hee.

I miss them. I wish they could have showed up to celebrate…

"Maybe it's because no one loves you."

elliot-the-arthole

SPREADING THIS TO TUMBLR.

THIS "ANIMATED FILM"

CRITTERZ, (for a bit of context) IS A FULLY AI GENERATED "SHORT ANIMATED NATURE DOCUMENTARY" FROM 2023, PRODUCED UNDER VERTIGO FILMS AND NATIVE FOREIGN(native foreign is a very pro-ai company). WELL FUCKING GUESS WHAT.

ITS GETTING A FULL FEATURE LENGTH FILM, ALSO WRITERS FROM PADDINTON IN PERU ARE WORKING ON IT.

DO. NOT. WATCH.

I REPEAT, DONT EVEN HATE WATCH IT OR PIRATE IT, STAY AWAY FROM IT AT ALL COSTS. DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO IT ALL, CORPORATE ONLY SPEAKS MONEY SO JUST STAY TF AWAY.

AS AN ARTIST I CAN'T LET SHIT LIKE THIS SLIDE, I REFUSE TO LET PEOPLE'S JOBS BE TAKEN BY SHIT LIKE THIS.

FUCK AI.

SPREAD WORD TAGS: @no-one-offical @randomalienencounter @satan-offical @evil-bread-offical @autistobrat @autism-offical @anti-ai-offical @lemon-offical @the-pope-offical

randomalienencounter

(( ooc moment (( dont watch this shit. seriously. i tripple dog dare it has some shit like "oohhh look ai is not bad at all!!!" (( js dont watch it

nozomi-the-insufferable

It looking like absolute ass is just the cherry on top.

randomalienencounter

(( dookie on top*

caffeine-boy1007

We are Ultra M! You are a bitchless wuss.

Guess who's better?

Spoiler: it's not u

Ok, and?

AND you're a dunce.

caffeine-boy1007

Ok???? I couldn't care less. You're starting to get on my nerves.

Lol. Ur mad.

caffeine-boy1007

We are Ultra M! You are a bitchless wuss.

Guess who's better?

Spoiler: it's not u

Ok, and?

AND you're a dunce.

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