Kooler Than Jesus

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment.

[mrmichaelmora]

The Dethklok Diet

One really big meal a day

Go to sleep

No Paper Towels

But a little bit of bread, because we aren’t Nazis

As many Popsicles as you want

[bbws-database]

Fat Girl

[bbws-database]

PlumpBBW

[magicbuffet]

fuck

[mrmichaelmora]

NSFW ASKS

1: When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Do you watch porn?

[driftedthoughtss-deactivated202]

Lowkey horny all the time

[cumforkitty]

Kitty is feeling sexy

[cravefoodie]

[lovehigher]

[johnny-escobar]

[daddys-loving-touch-deactivated]

She is still beautiful!

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

YOUNG BETTY COULD GET IT!!!!

[milkywheat-deactivated20151208]

[gimb]

[you-only-sweeter]

Jacket from Shop Jeen - Love you guys <3

[stcemilian]

[khadidon]

When you try to be sexy for bae but you’re goofy af.

[uglyassprettyboy]

Stop this

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

ME AF

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Me 😭😂

[tooturntdemarcus-blog]

I need a girl like this

[insecure-beautyy]

Me af 😩😂😂😂

[justvibewithme]

Definitely you 😂😂😂

[ayyyoooveeee]

me af

[mista-fuckin-j-deactivated20161]

@hixxiestixx

[theliftinglife00-deactivated202]

[nostalgicgemini]

😂 when they beat dope asf But the lyrics got you fucked up