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If u havent been following me for long and need to be caught up im on a journey to the underworld to rescue the soul of my hamster.

marithlizard

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

loulooser

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

spinostarz

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

loulooser

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

jarsjam

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

skunkes

i love the green smunker's stupid little antenna. it looks heavy yet bouncy in a cute way. i picture that it bobbles a little when he walks. and can it stand up/wiggle around/emote? perhaps he might use it to sniff out... well i shant say

ID JUST BEEN THINKING OF SOMETHING SIMILAR

diamondeyes-deluxe

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."