Your womb likes to make things. You're not sure why, it's almost impossible to guess what it'll make, but every now and then you begin to swell and, sooner or later, birth. Usually you don't get too big, it's pretty easy to pass off your gravid condition as gas or a full stomach. Though sometimes, your womb decides it wants to make something a bit bigger, spurring questions of when you're due, or how many you're having.
Your womb seems to have preferences and interests. It's fond of blues, pinks, and purples. You're pretty sure it's fond of dogs–you can't even begin to count how many times you've labored a dog toy or little outfit into existence, your belly occasionally rounding with multiple of each if you linger near a dog park or shelter for too long.
It does help you make things you want and need, though attempts to communicate with it have been fruitless, no matter how fruitful you yourself are. You've been able to save quite a bit of money on a pretty expensive camera that you had to quickly birth while your friends were in the living room downstairs. Spreading your legs to see the lens you'd been saving up for forced uncomfortably from your body was quite the surprise, though it was a bit challenging to explain why your pregnant-looking swell suddenly vanished.
Right now, you're sitting in a restaurant on your second date with this person you met at a party. They're wearing a quite pretty dress that compliments the green of their eyes and hair, while you're in a skirt and cardigan hoping they ignore how you look practically ready to pop with a full term baby, having been barely showing when you met up at the concert earlier. You've been nervous all weekend about meeting up with them again, and you're sure your womb is going to ruin all your chances.
As you chat, both smiling and laughing, you feel your belly begin to tense uncomfortably. Your free hand (the other currently occupied with maneuvering your drink to your mouth) flies to the bare skin of your midsection, feeling it taut and warm. Not even a moment passes as you feel your belly soften, relax, and then tighten again, your legs involuntarily spreading as you know what's about to happen, feeling a mass moving down between your hips. It's progressing far faster than you're used to, as contraction after contraction hits. It's all you can do to pretend like you aren't giving birth under the tablecloth and continue the conversation like normal.
You feel something soft emerge between your legs, brushing your fingers against it, it seems soft, felt-like. The conversation lulls as you push again, a bit more emerging. You keep your eyes on your date. They begin to lean towards you across the table, shutting their eyes. You respond the same, your belly squeezing as your lips softly meet, you try not to groan as their hand caresses your cheek. You feel the widest part of whatever's inside move through your pelvis as you two break apart, looking into each other's eyes as you birth the rest of whatever your womb decided was so important that you needed to make it right now.
You reach down between your legs, residual contractions rippling through your mostly flat middle. Glancing down, it's a perfectly crafted rabbit plushie, a little bigger than a newborn baby. You look up at your date, smiling gently. It's probably the perfect gift, and your womb may somehow end up being the perfect wingman.