Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.

I most often find that the glow in my heart is bright as day. I'm Tux. It's good to see you.

[sucktacular]

[alphastigma117]

[foxxycleopatra]

[hanxolo]

Move, Ball!

[meanplastic]

[seriousjones]

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

[teddiusra]

i had to let my boyfriend in on my dramatic realization about spongebob last night

[doctor-roman]

@the-landlocked-kaiju

[huffpost]

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

*slow clap it the fuck out*  

[coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111]

this is so sad yet important

[professordrunkan-deactivated201]

Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.

[wooosterteeth]

#this was the glorious start of ryan vs. minecraft animals

[foghornleghornofficial-deactiva]

am I gonna have to be the first person to smoke weed in virtual reality

[everyburger]

i made this joke earlier today… irl?

[foghornleghornofficial-deactiva]

[c3rvida3]

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

[sunshineduk]

This is maybe the best thing that has ever been posted in my favorite tag (#the barter system). I am so proud of you, barterer. You are truly a master of the barter system. This is a beautiful thing. I hope you keep bartering for a long time.

[delxaz]

you are in the middle of a string of side quests

[evilhasnever]

+50 Speech

[maligaro-deactivated20170521]

[problemheart]

When u can’t find ur mam in the supermarket

[shred-my-anxiety]

Oh my god I can’t breathe

[majordelusions]

[fuckyeahfeminist]

Shiiiiiiit.

[boardgamebrony]

Congressional Republicans treat guns better than they treat women.

Always remember that.

[hellascience-deactivated2017020]

[the-errant-mycorrhizae]

First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza With Left Beef will be 9 years old this year.

[razzledazzy]

WHAT THE FUCK

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

🐸☕️ This tea is too hot