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[funny-tik-toks]

[beardedmrbean]

[courtesycalling]

It's weird to think about how long Undertale has existed by now and how influential it's been on contemporary indie creatives. For example, Gooseworx (Amazing Digital Circus) was originally popular for making Undertale remixes. Joel G (ENA)'s first video uploads are Undertale fan animations. Even the Deltarune guy started off making Undertale stuff

[existennialmemes]

Democrats in power: Eleventy million billion dollars for israel. It's illegal to say genocide.

Democrats not in power: Oopsie woopsies! We've thought about it really hard and now that we can't actually do anything about it, we think genocide is wrong =( please vote for us again.

Democrats when Democratic Socialists get elected instead: This is the biggest threat to our donors democracy that there's ever been!!!

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

30 days hath September

April, June, and November

All the rest have 31

Except for Zenquish, which has none.

Zenquish: the month with no days, which falls between July and August. celebrate with me

[diatere]

happy zenquish

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[slab-o-meat]

this is my favorite pop team epic

[inganikki]

I want to write about the lore regarding the guy in the third panel:

You guys are right that the guy eating food IS the dad from Crayon Shin-Chan. There is an official spin-off that is a gourmet manga starring Shin-Chan’s dad.

The silent man in the third panel is a reference to a certain artist on Pixiv who became a meme because he kept posting gay fanart of himself together with Shin-Chan’s dad, titled “Hiroshi Nohara and me”. Sadly it seems like his account is deleted now.

Anyways that’s the lore! The more you know!

[peppapigvevo]

I deadass don’t know how to respond

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[angelsaxis]

I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!

[angelsaxis]

This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I've never seen a set of tags so happy before omg

[butchcockweilder-deactivated202]

everyone should reblog the bipoc transbian flag. It should be law.

[jimbles-archive]

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[glasscamra]

[charlesoberonn]

[bootlegging-tiktok]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[dazzling-galaxy]

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

[kemono-friend]